Thanksgiving Divorce
 

Thanksgiving Divorce

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking ...about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

Re: Thanksgiving Divorce
 

:r:r

Re: Thanksgiving Divorce
 

hahahahahahahaha

Re: Thanksgiving Divorce
 

Age and trickery will win EVERY TIME!!!!

Re: Thanksgiving Divorce
 

The FOG's creed!

Re: Thanksgiving Divorce
 

hahahaha thats funny Larry

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:r:r:r

Great plan!!!:tu

Re: Thanksgiving Divorce
 

Now that is funny! :tu

Re: Thanksgiving Divorce
 

I didn't see that coming....great joke

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:lr:lr

Re: Thanksgiving Divorce
 

Nice one:r

Re: Thanksgiving Divorce
 

That's funny stuff right there

Re: Thanksgiving Divorce
 

Very good! :r :r

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I like it.:tu

Re: Thanksgiving Divorce
 

Good one. Imma use it.

Re: Thanksgiving Divorce
 

Classic!! :r :r :r

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Love it.
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