is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key...

loki · 11-09-2010, 03:42 PM

...and just getting nothing...not even a clicking? hopefully it's just the battery and nothing more serious

Mr.Erskine · 11-09-2010, 03:45 PM

Yes, there is.

Getting a call from your pregnant wife, who is three hours away, that the car has broken down and she is stranded on the side of an interstate because your car, which has a major meltdown once every six months, broke its timing belt.

Skywalker · 11-09-2010, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Erskine

Yes, there is.

Getting a call from your pregnant wife, who is three hours away, that the car has broken down and she is stranded on the side of an interstate because your car, which has a major meltdown once every six months, broke its timing belt.

Ouch! That is bad!!!

shilala · 11-09-2010, 03:49 PM

When the cops are chasing you and you're too drunk to find your car?

markem · 11-09-2010, 04:17 PM

when you turn the key and the car explodes, killing you. Happened to me.

tsolomon · 11-09-2010, 04:32 PM

Going outside on a Saturday morning to find that your Van has been stolen. Then getting back a week later and have it stolen again the next Saturday.

11-09-2010, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

when you turn the key and the car explodes, killing you. Happened to me.

True story. I was there, saw him get blown to bits

shark · 11-09-2010, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Erskine

Yes, there is.

Getting a call from your pregnant wife, who is three hours away, that the car has broken down and she is stranded on the side of an interstate because your car, which has a major meltdown once every six months, broke its timing belt.

Same thing happened to my car once. I was in Northern MI, several miles north of Paradise, near Whitefish Bay.

area51 · 11-09-2010, 03:45 PM

This is the worst, knowing your stranded and you feel your gut sink.

hscmit · 11-09-2010, 03:46 PM

hope it isnt anything too serious

11-09-2010, 06:12 PM

Wholly chit, he's alive!

Kreth · 11-09-2010, 06:22 PM

Waiting two weeks for repairs after your wife hits a deer with your car (and shelling out a $200 deductible), then having same car fail inspection due to a rotted sub-frame.
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docdoty · 11-09-2010, 06:27 PM

yes much worse.

Opening your humi and finding beetles and holes in your cigars.

CigarNut · 11-09-2010, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loki

...and just getting nothing...not even a clicking? hopefully it's just the battery and nothing more serious

There are lots of bad things that can happen. Most of the time things are not as bad as the seem initially -- thank God!

I hope that is the same for you -- only a dead battery!

MajorCaptSilly · 11-09-2010, 07:36 PM

No No No! The worst thing is to get in your car, turn the key, and Jack Elam pops his head out of the glove compartment claiming that you owe him money.

MCS

kaisersozei · 11-09-2010, 07:37 PM

Getting a call from one of your kids that this

happened on the way to school.

He was pulling in to traffic and someone changed lanes right into him, pulling off his front bumper.

loki · 11-09-2010, 08:06 PM

starter and battery need replaced

HollywoodQue · 11-09-2010, 08:10 PM

Yes there is....going to your car, looking for the keys, only to see them laying on your seat, then, knowing that you have a spare key on your key ring, which you realize, you also left inside the car...damn

taltos · 11-10-2010, 08:27 AM

Going out to your truck and unlocking the door. Then you look into the truck and realize that two months ago you forgot Al and left him in the truck. He has now fossilized on your passenger seat and the truck has been seized for an ugly infestation. JK Al

HK3- · 11-10-2010, 08:48 AM

How about getting into your car and realizing you left a window down for a cat to climb inside and piss all inside your car.

11-09-2010, 03:42 PM	#1
loki H.A.T.E Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pittsburgh pa Posts: 1,484 Trading: (7)	is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... ...and just getting nothing...not even a clicking? hopefully it's just the battery and nothing more serious

11-09-2010, 03:45 PM	#2
Mr.Erskine Looking up Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Benjamin Location: Dover, DE Posts: 297 Trading: (1)	Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... Yes, there is. Getting a call from your pregnant wife, who is three hours away, that the car has broken down and she is stranded on the side of an interstate because your car, which has a major meltdown once every six months, broke its timing belt. __________________ Cornbread... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

11-09-2010, 03:49 PM	#4
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... When the cops are chasing you and you're too drunk to find your car? __________________

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markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... when you turn the key and the car explodes, killing you. Happened to me. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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tsolomon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: The Villages, FL Posts: 1,246 Trading: (31)	Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... Going outside on a Saturday morning to find that your Van has been stolen. Then getting back a week later and have it stolen again the next Saturday.

11-09-2010, 03:45 PM	#9
area51 Blowing Smoke Rings Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Ken Location: Tejas Posts: 1,259 Trading: (3)	Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... This is the worst, knowing your stranded and you feel your gut sink. __________________

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hscmit Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: James Location: no where Posts: 2,200 Trading: (4)	Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... hope it isnt anything too serious

11-09-2010, 06:12 PM	#11
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... Wholly chit, he's alive!

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Kreth Ronin smoker Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: Oneonta, NY Posts: 3,620 Trading: (14)	Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... Waiting two weeks for repairs after your wife hits a deer with your car (and shelling out a $200 deductible), then having same car fail inspection due to a rotted sub-frame. Posted via Mobile Device

11-09-2010, 06:27 PM	#13
docdoty Cigars & Guns...what else Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Justin Location: Homer, mi Posts: 429 Trading: (8)	Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... yes much worse. Opening your humi and finding beetles and holes in your cigars. __________________ Enjoy what you smoke, and Smoke what you enjoy

11-09-2010, 07:36 PM	#15
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... No No No! The worst thing is to get in your car, turn the key, and Jack Elam pops his head out of the glove compartment claiming that you owe him money. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

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kaisersozei The Homebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gerard Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 3,183 Trading: (40)	Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... Getting a call from one of your kids that this happened on the way to school. He was pulling in to traffic and someone changed lanes right into him, pulling off his front bumper. __________________

11-09-2010, 08:06 PM	#17
loki H.A.T.E Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pittsburgh pa Posts: 1,484 Trading: (7)	Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... starter and battery need replaced

11-09-2010, 08:10 PM	#18
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,123 Trading: (46)	Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... Yes there is....going to your car, looking for the keys, only to see them laying on your seat, then, knowing that you have a spare key on your key ring, which you realize, you also left inside the car...damn

11-10-2010, 08:27 AM	#19
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... Going out to your truck and unlocking the door. Then you look into the truck and realize that two months ago you forgot Al and left him in the truck. He has now fossilized on your passenger seat and the truck has been seized for an ugly infestation. JK Al __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

11-10-2010, 08:48 AM	#20
HK3- Cashmere Jungle Lord Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Boffa Location: The town so nice they named it twice Posts: 5,035 Trading: (48)	Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key... How about getting into your car and realizing you left a window down for a cat to climb inside and piss all inside your car.

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