New use for coolidor?

Wharf Rat · 04-06-2010, 07:15 PM

OK, so I started dating a local girl recently. She asked to see my house so, I gave her the tour. In my living room, she saw my coolidor and asked what was in it. I told her cigars. She asked to see them and I obliged. Then she says that she just wanted to see them because there was a case where a serial killer kept body parts in a cooler in the living room.

I've dumped her since.

Dang, StLouStu, you should have warned me about the fraky chicks around here! You owe me a herf.

BigCat · 04-06-2010, 07:22 PM

And people worry about the plastic taste an unwashed new cooler can impart on cigars...this takes it to a whole new level - "does this have a hint of formaldehyde to you?"

St. Lou Stu · 04-06-2010, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Wharf Rat

OK, so I started dating a local girl recently. She asked to see my house so, I gave her the tour. In my living room, she saw my coolidor and asked what was in it. I told her cigars. She asked to see them and I obliged. Then she says that she just wanted to see them because there was a case where a serial killer kept body parts in a cooler in the living room.

I've dumped her since.

Dang, StLouStu, you should have warned me about the fraky chicks around here! You owe me a herf.

Sorry Bob! I didn't even know about THOSE gals!

Herf is on..... let me do some pondering and scheming

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04-06-2010, 07:28 PM

Must be a Missouri thing.

Out here, the women buy cigars FOR US to fill our coolidors!

St. Lou Stu · 04-06-2010, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by tobii3

Must be a Missouri thing.

Out here, the women buy cigars FOR US to fill our coolidors!

Only because you're too old to go to the store by yourself man...**insert trooper using a walker smiley here**

maninblack · 04-06-2010, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by tobii3

Must be a Missouri thing.

Out here, the women buy cigars FOR US to fill our coolidors!

Hey now, I'm Misery and my wife buys me cigars all the time. AND humidors to put them in. The evidence is in the pics. I got a new Lauderdale humi and two more boxes coming tomorrow!

Wharf Rat · 04-06-2010, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by maninblack

Hey now, I'm Misery and my wife buys me cigars all the time. AND humidors to put them in. The evidence is in the pics. I got a new Lauderdale humi and two more boxes coming tomorrow!

Does she have a sister?

Wharf Rat · 04-06-2010, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by St. Lou Stu

Sorry Bob! I didn't even know about THOSE gals!

Herf is on..... let me do some pondering and scheming

.

Cool. I still owe you dinner.

maninblack · 04-06-2010, 08:44 PM

Yes but she's not near as nice as my wife. I got the better half.

hotreds · 04-06-2010, 09:07 PM

Just when I thought it'd be safe to move those coolers from the basement.......

Goldie · 04-06-2010, 10:09 PM

That actually sounds really funny to me. Probably annoying though.

Mark · 04-06-2010, 10:18 PM

Tobi, where are you getting those women? Chapel Hill women are too "health-conscious" to buy me cigars...

04-07-2010, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mark

Tobi, where are you getting those women? Chapel Hill women are too "health-conscious" to buy me cigars...

I gotcha beat.

I found mine in CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!

Skywalker · 04-07-2010, 01:56 PM

I would have just told her, "That would be my other cooler!!!"

elderboy02 · 04-06-2010, 10:57 PM

Yeah, I would have ditched her too

GreekGodX · 04-07-2010, 03:45 AM

Why would you dump her over that?

I've dumped girls for lesser reasons but I'm not quite sure I understand..

Wharf Rat · 04-07-2010, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GreekGodX

Why would you dump her over that?

I've dumped girls for lesser reasons but I'm not quite sure I understand..

I didn't. There were other matters...

04-07-2010, 04:23 PM

I think i would have been a little wigged out too if a girl asked me that solely because she wanted to check if i was storing dead bodies...

Wharf Rat · 04-07-2010, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mpython24

I think i would have been a little wigged out too if a girl asked me that solely because she wanted to check if i was storing dead bodies...

That was merely amusing. She fancied herself to be a psychoanalyst and wanted me to take written psych tests. I prefer the mystery of romance...

captain53 · 04-07-2010, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Wharf Rat

That was merely amusing. She fancied herself to be a psychoanalyst and wanted me to take written psych tests. I prefer the mystery of romance...

04-06-2010, 07:15 PM	#1
Wharf Rat I'll get up and fly away Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bob Location: Florence, SC Posts: 786 Trading: (7)	New use for coolidor? OK, so I started dating a local girl recently. She asked to see my house so, I gave her the tour. In my living room, she saw my coolidor and asked what was in it. I told her cigars. She asked to see them and I obliged. Then she says that she just wanted to see them because there was a case where a serial killer kept body parts in a cooler in the living room. I've dumped her since. Dang, StLouStu, you should have warned me about the fraky chicks around here! You owe me a herf.

04-06-2010, 07:22 PM	#2
BigCat My back is now unwatched. Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Colin Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 723 Trading: (5)	Re: New use for coolidor? And people worry about the plastic taste an unwashed new cooler can impart on cigars...this takes it to a whole new level - "does this have a hint of formaldehyde to you?" __________________ "Now, I don't approve of dissipation, and I don't indulge in it either; but I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices." Mark Twain

04-06-2010, 07:28 PM	#4
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: New use for coolidor? Must be a Missouri thing. Out here, the women buy cigars FOR US to fill our coolidors!

04-06-2010, 08:44 PM	#9
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: New use for coolidor? Yes but she's not near as nice as my wife. I got the better half. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

04-06-2010, 09:07 PM	#10
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,662 Trading: (63)	Re: New use for coolidor? Just when I thought it'd be safe to move those coolers from the basement....... __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

04-06-2010, 10:09 PM	#11
Goldie Bring the pain! Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Drew Location: Ohio Posts: 808 Trading: (13)	Re: New use for coolidor? That actually sounds really funny to me. Probably annoying though. __________________ Come in here dear boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far - Pink Floyd I like my draw, like I like my women, a little loose - Goldie

04-06-2010, 10:18 PM	#12
Mark Tarheel. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Chapel Hill, NC Posts: 407 Trading: (1)	Re: New use for coolidor? Tobi, where are you getting those women? Chapel Hill women are too "health-conscious" to buy me cigars...

04-07-2010, 01:56 PM	#14
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: New use for coolidor? I would have just told her, "That would be my other cooler!!!" __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

04-06-2010, 10:57 PM	#15
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,508 Trading: (133)	Re: New use for coolidor? Yeah, I would have ditched her too

04-07-2010, 03:45 AM	#16
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,893 Trading: (82)	Re: New use for coolidor? Why would you dump her over that? I've dumped girls for lesser reasons but I'm not quite sure I understand.. __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

04-07-2010, 04:23 PM	#18
Mpython24 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: New use for coolidor? I think i would have been a little wigged out too if a girl asked me that solely because she wanted to check if i was storing dead bodies...

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