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Wharf Rat 04-06-2010 06:15 PM

New use for coolidor?
 
OK, so I started dating a local girl recently. She asked to see my house so, I gave her the tour. In my living room, she saw my coolidor and asked what was in it. I told her cigars. She asked to see them and I obliged. Then she says that she just wanted to see them because there was a case where a serial killer kept body parts in a cooler in the living room.

I've dumped her since.

Dang, StLouStu, you should have warned me about the fraky chicks around here! You owe me a herf.

BigCat 04-06-2010 06:22 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
And people worry about the plastic taste an unwashed new cooler can impart on cigars...this takes it to a whole new level - "does this have a hint of formaldehyde to you?" :D

St. Lou Stu 04-06-2010 06:22 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wharf Rat (Post 819557)
OK, so I started dating a local girl recently. She asked to see my house so, I gave her the tour. In my living room, she saw my coolidor and asked what was in it. I told her cigars. She asked to see them and I obliged. Then she says that she just wanted to see them because there was a case where a serial killer kept body parts in a cooler in the living room.

I've dumped her since.

Dang, StLouStu, you should have warned me about the fraky chicks around here! You owe me a herf.

Sorry Bob! I didn't even know about THOSE gals!:r

Herf is on..... let me do some pondering and scheming;).

tobii3 04-06-2010 06:28 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
Must be a Missouri thing.

Out here, the women buy cigars FOR US to fill our coolidors!

:D

Wharf Rat 04-06-2010 06:44 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Lou Stu (Post 819564)
Sorry Bob! I didn't even know about THOSE gals!:r

Herf is on..... let me do some pondering and scheming;).

Cool. I still owe you dinner.

St. Lou Stu 04-06-2010 07:11 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 819567)
Must be a Missouri thing.

Out here, the women buy cigars FOR US to fill our coolidors!

:D

Only because you're too old to go to the store by yourself man...**insert trooper using a walker smiley here**

maninblack 04-06-2010 07:15 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 819567)
Must be a Missouri thing.

Out here, the women buy cigars FOR US to fill our coolidors!

:D

Hey now, I'm Misery and my wife buys me cigars all the time. AND humidors to put them in. The evidence is in the pics. I got a new Lauderdale humi and two more boxes coming tomorrow!:D

Wharf Rat 04-06-2010 07:35 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 819613)
Hey now, I'm Misery and my wife buys me cigars all the time. AND humidors to put them in. The evidence is in the pics. I got a new Lauderdale humi and two more boxes coming tomorrow!:D

Does she have a sister? ;)

maninblack 04-06-2010 07:44 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
Yes but she's not near as nice as my wife. I got the better half.

hotreds 04-06-2010 08:07 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
Just when I thought it'd be safe to move those coolers from the basement.......

Goldie 04-06-2010 09:09 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
That actually sounds really funny to me. Probably annoying though.

Mark 04-06-2010 09:18 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
Tobi, where are you getting those women? Chapel Hill women are too "health-conscious" to buy me cigars...

elderboy02 04-06-2010 09:57 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
Yeah, I would have ditched her too :r

GreekGodX 04-07-2010 02:45 AM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
Why would you dump her over that? :confused: I've dumped girls for lesser reasons but I'm not quite sure I understand..

tobii3 04-07-2010 06:38 AM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark (Post 819749)
Tobi, where are you getting those women? Chapel Hill women are too "health-conscious" to buy me cigars...

I gotcha beat.

I found mine in CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!

:=:

Skywalker 04-07-2010 12:56 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
I would have just told her, "That would be my other cooler!!!" :D

Wharf Rat 04-07-2010 03:13 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GreekGodX (Post 819954)
Why would you dump her over that? :confused: I've dumped girls for lesser reasons but I'm not quite sure I understand..

I didn't. There were other matters...

Mpython24 04-07-2010 03:23 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
I think i would have been a little wigged out too if a girl asked me that solely because she wanted to check if i was storing dead bodies...

Wharf Rat 04-07-2010 03:51 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mpython24 (Post 820695)
I think i would have been a little wigged out too if a girl asked me that solely because she wanted to check if i was storing dead bodies...

That was merely amusing. She fancied herself to be a psychoanalyst and wanted me to take written psych tests. I prefer the mystery of romance...;s

captain53 04-07-2010 05:03 PM

Re: New use for coolidor?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wharf Rat (Post 820722)
That was merely amusing. She fancied herself to be a psychoanalyst and wanted me to take written psych tests. I prefer the mystery of romance...;s

:tf


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