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Old 03-07-2010, 07:10 AM   #1
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Toyota came out with a new model where the gas pedal sticks, the acceleration speeds up, and the only way to stop it is to crash.

It's called a KAMIKAZE.
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Shift to neutral; hit the brake.
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Shift to neutral; hit the brake.
Supposedly it is a computer problem, and neither of those options work. The lady that testified to congress said she shifted to neutral, reverse, braked, emergency braked, tried to shut the car off, etc. and nothing got the car to slow down. She said that after she had given up, and 6 miles later it just started to slow down on its own.
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And I heard it's buy one get one free.
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does it still have airbags?

I always wondered why Kamikaze pilots wore parachutes.
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does it still have airbags?

I always wondered why Kamikaze pilots wore parachutes.
Now that's funny!!!

Sorry Paul!!!
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Now that's funny!!!

Sorry Paul!!!
No problem 'cause that thar's funny, I don't care who ya are.
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