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CBI_2

03-07-2010 07:10 AM

Toyota has a new model

Toyota came out with a new model where the gas pedal sticks, the acceleration speeds up, and the only way to stop it is to crash.

It's called a KAMIKAZE.

G G	03-07-2010 07:13 AM

Re: Toyota has a new model

:tu

Mr.Erskine

03-07-2010 08:18 AM

Re: Toyota has a new model

Shift to neutral; hit the brake.

kelmac07

03-07-2010 09:02 AM

Re: Toyota has a new model

And I heard it's buy one get one free. :r :r

tobii3

03-07-2010 09:47 AM

Re: Toyota has a new model

does it still have airbags?

I always wondered why Kamikaze pilots wore parachutes.

Skywalker

03-07-2010 03:11 PM

Re: Toyota has a new model

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 785277)

does it still have airbags?

I always wondered why Kamikaze pilots wore parachutes.

Now that's funny!!!:r

Sorry Paul!!!:D

Sauer Grapes

03-07-2010 04:02 PM

Re: Toyota has a new model

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Erskine (Post 785208)

Shift to neutral; hit the brake.

Supposedly it is a computer problem, and neither of those options work. The lady that testified to congress said she shifted to neutral, reverse, braked, emergency braked, tried to shut the car off, etc. and nothing got the car to slow down. She said that after she had given up, and 6 miles later it just started to slow down on its own.

CBI_2

03-07-2010 04:20 PM

Re: Toyota has a new model

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 785568)

Now that's funny!!!:r

Sorry Paul!!!:D

No problem 'cause that thar's funny, I don't care who ya are. :r

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