You know you're growing old when...

Steve · 12-02-2009, 08:59 AM

..you've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the "ten items or less" lane.

..you've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.

..you buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they work.

..you've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you.

..you've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation"

markem · 12-02-2009, 10:45 AM

. . . the waitress says to your part "we need to see everyone's ID but we don't need to see yours." This happened last night, no one else in our party was under 45, but I "looked more than old enough to drink."

TheBeard · 12-02-2009, 11:21 AM

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Skywalker · 12-02-2009, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by steve

..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the "ten items or less" lane.

..you've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation"...And remember when there were only 14 Disney Movies!

I can relate to both of these!!!

bobarian · 12-02-2009, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

I can relate to both of these!!!

That's because you are old!

12-02-2009, 08:59 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	You know you're growing old when... ..you've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything. ..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the "ten items or less" lane. ..you've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents. ..you buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they work. ..you've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you. ..you've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

12-02-2009, 10:45 AM	#2
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: You know you're growing old when... . . . the waitress says to your part "we need to see everyone's ID but we don't need to see yours." This happened last night, no one else in our party was under 45, but I "looked more than old enough to drink." __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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