Random Advice Thread

SvilleKid · 10-21-2008, 09:32 PM

We've all heard the advice of the great thinkers. Old Saws like "a penny saved is a penny earned" and "A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush".

Now it's time for us everyday thinkers to expand the wisdom of the common man.

I'll start with:

Always smell the milk in the jug before you drink from it.

(This should be self exclamatory to anyone who has ever turned the jug up and ended up with a mouth full of yuck!)

chippewastud79 · 10-21-2008, 09:35 PM

Always proof read your posts and TITLES before hitting submit.

gettysburgfreak · 10-21-2008, 09:50 PM

Don't zip up too fast or you might not like the results

elderboy02 · 10-21-2008, 09:55 PM

Stay in school, and be a thinker, not a stinker

poker · 10-21-2008, 10:07 PM

Treat others the way you wish to be treated.

Tis always better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.

cricky101 · 10-21-2008, 10:11 PM

The early bird gets the worm (but the second mouse gets the cheese)

chippewastud79 · 10-21-2008, 10:12 PM

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

St. Lou Stu · 10-22-2008, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79

Always proof read your posts and TITLES before hitting submit.

Dude, I peed a little!

Which brings me to....

Always wear clean underwear.

livwire68 · 10-22-2008, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Lou Stu

Dude, I peed a little!

Which brings me to....

Always wear clean underwear.

Or Depends

10-22-2008, 10:52 AM

when in doubt empty the mag

If it's raining and you've got an umbrella (rain coat) find some chick who needs an umbrella, and ask if you can share the cab ... In my former days as a life taker and a heart breaker... worked EVERY TIME.

It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

jjirons69 · 10-22-2008, 12:35 PM

Life's too short to worry about how short life is.

11-14-2008, 06:56 PM

Knowledge speaks, but Wisdom listens.
-- Jimi Hendrix

Learn from the mistakes of others-you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
-- John Luther

Think ocaisionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight.
--Albert Schweitzer

Wolfgang · 10-23-2008, 12:03 PM

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot

The people who know everything, can't do everything

We dont plan to fail, we fail to plan

St. Lou Stu · 10-23-2008, 12:07 PM

Never tell the new chic in HR she has a nice rack.
Even if it is true.
Trust me.
I know.

gettysburgfreak · 10-23-2008, 01:21 PM

Everything is negotiable- My dad drilled that one in my head.

kaisersozei · 10-23-2008, 01:50 PM

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music. (George Carlin)

And the wife doesn't like it, but my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

kgraybill · 10-23-2008, 07:49 PM

Dont tug on supermans cape,
Dont spit in the wind,
Dont pull the mask off ole lone ranger...

Hind site is 20/20 but you might bump into something when using it.

CBI_2 · 10-23-2008, 08:25 PM

A truth I remember from my grandmother: "Show me your friends and I'll tell you what kind of person you are."

11-10-2008, 12:26 PM

Just because it comes in your size does not mean buy it.

Mugen910 · 11-10-2008, 12:31 PM

needing and wanting are two different things...Do you need that or do you just want it?

10-21-2008, 09:32 PM	#1
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Random Advice Thread We've all heard the advice of the great thinkers. Old Saws like "a penny saved is a penny earned" and "A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush". Now it's time for us everyday thinkers to expand the wisdom of the common man. I'll start with: Always smell the milk in the jug before you drink from it. (This should be self exclamatory to anyone who has ever turned the jug up and ended up with a mouth full of yuck!) __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

10-21-2008, 09:35 PM	#2
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Random Advise Thread Always proof read your posts and TITLES before hitting submit. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

10-21-2008, 09:50 PM	#3
gettysburgfreak Patriot Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Mitten Posts: 1,442 Trading: (2)	Re: Random Advise Thread Don't zip up too fast or you might not like the results __________________ Author ofeath, Disease, and Life at War: The Civil War Letters of Surgeon James D. Benton, 111th and 98th New York Infantry Regiments, 1862-1865.

10-21-2008, 09:55 PM	#4
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,509 Trading: (133)	Re: Random Advice Thread Stay in school, and be a thinker, not a stinker

10-21-2008, 10:07 PM	#5
poker 1:11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kelly Location: SoCal Posts: 5,280 Trading: (7)	Re: Random Advice Thread Treat others the way you wish to be treated. Tis always better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it. __________________ Cigar Asylum: A cigar board birthed without agendas, without profiting, and without advertisements. Amor puro Character is what you do when no one is watching

10-21-2008, 10:11 PM	#6
cricky101 Micro brew tester Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: St. Paul, Minnesota Posts: 684 Trading: (8)	Re: Random Advice Thread The early bird gets the worm (but the second mouse gets the cheese) __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

10-21-2008, 10:12 PM	#7
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Random Advice Thread Just because you can, doesn't mean you should __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

10-22-2008, 10:52 AM	#10
theycallmedan'lboone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advise Thread when in doubt empty the mag If it's raining and you've got an umbrella (rain coat) find some chick who needs an umbrella, and ask if you can share the cab ... In my former days as a life taker and a heart breaker... worked EVERY TIME. It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

10-22-2008, 12:35 PM	#11
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Random Advice Thread Life's too short to worry about how short life is. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

11-14-2008, 06:56 PM	#12
nozero Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Knowledge speaks, but Wisdom listens. -- Jimi Hendrix Learn from the mistakes of others-you can never live long enough to make them all yourself. -- John Luther Think ocaisionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight. --Albert Schweitzer Last edited by nozero; 11-14-2008 at 07:06 PM.

10-23-2008, 12:03 PM	#13
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Random Advise Thread Man who stands on toilet is high on pot The people who know everything, can't do everything We dont plan to fail, we fail to plan __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

10-23-2008, 12:07 PM	#14
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Re: Random Advice Thread Never tell the new chic in HR she has a nice rack. Even if it is true. Trust me. I know. __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

10-23-2008, 01:21 PM	#15
gettysburgfreak Patriot Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Mitten Posts: 1,442 Trading: (2)	Re: Random Advice Thread Everything is negotiable- My dad drilled that one in my head. __________________ Author ofeath, Disease, and Life at War: The Civil War Letters of Surgeon James D. Benton, 111th and 98th New York Infantry Regiments, 1862-1865.

10-23-2008, 01:50 PM	#16
kaisersozei The Homebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gerard Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 3,183 Trading: (40)	Re: Random Advice Thread When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail. Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music. (George Carlin) And the wife doesn't like it, but my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

10-23-2008, 07:49 PM	#17
kgraybill Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ken Location: Ellenwood, Georgia Posts: 181 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Dont tug on supermans cape, Dont spit in the wind, Dont pull the mask off ole lone ranger... Hind site is 20/20 but you might bump into something when using it. __________________ Ken

10-23-2008, 08:25 PM	#18
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread A truth I remember from my grandmother: "Show me your friends and I'll tell you what kind of person you are." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

11-10-2008, 12:26 PM	#19
piperman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Just because it comes in your size does not mean buy it.

11-10-2008, 12:31 PM	#20
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Random Advice Thread needing and wanting are two different things...Do you need that or do you just want it? __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

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