Unfaithful Wives

CBI_2 · 03-31-2009, 08:52 PM

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Mugen910 · 03-31-2009, 09:03 PM

Oh that's just silly...who would have sex with a horse?

marge796 · 04-01-2009, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mugen910

Oh that's just silly...who would have sex with a horse?

Especially with a jockey under the bed? I think that would be awkward?

MedicCook · 03-31-2009, 09:06 PM

I don't know what was worse. The joke or Bao's one liner.

CBI_2 · 03-31-2009, 09:25 PM

I thought they were both pretty good.

karmaz00 · 03-31-2009, 09:29 PM

lol

Nabinger16 · 03-31-2009, 09:39 PM

Sex with a horse eh?! >>>[edited by croatan]<<< NSFW!!!

SvilleKid · 04-01-2009, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Nabinger16

Sex with a horse eh?! >>>[link edited by croatan]<<< NSFW!!!

Yeah, funny as hell

. Don't appreciate my computer being hi-jacked, even for a joke

! I think you need to remove the link or warn that this is a hijack, cause that is too close to the actions that a virus or a spammer would put on a computer

. Seriously. Most folks do not appreciate that kind of a joke!!!!

04-01-2009, 12:04 PM

icehog3 · 04-01-2009, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid

Yeah, funny as hell

. Don't appreciate my computer being hi-jacked, even for a joke

! I think you need to remove the link or warn that this is a hijack, cause that is too close to the actions that a virus or a spammer would put on a computer

. Seriously. Most folks do not appreciate that kind of a joke!!!!

Yup...we had this big "Rickrolling" frenzy at the last site, which culminated in this one that won't shut off. I am ready to pull the trigger and give the next Rickroller a nice CA vacation, and I ain't kidding.

DPD6030 · 04-01-2009, 11:15 AM

You Cali boys should know about the donkey shows in Mexico!

G G · 04-01-2009, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DPD6030

You Cali boys should know about the donkey shows in Mexico!

WildBlueSooner · 04-01-2009, 12:02 PM

haha!

03-31-2009, 08:52 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Unfaithful Wives Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

03-31-2009, 09:03 PM	#2
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Unfaithful Wives Oh that's just silly...who would have sex with a horse? __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

03-31-2009, 09:06 PM	#4
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Unfaithful Wives I don't know what was worse. The joke or Bao's one liner.

03-31-2009, 09:25 PM	#5
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Unfaithful Wives I thought they were both pretty good. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

03-31-2009, 09:29 PM	#6
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Unfaithful Wives lol __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

03-31-2009, 09:39 PM	#7
Nabinger16 Drowning Ex Gorilla Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Trent Location: Indiana Posts: 292 Trading: (8)	Re: Unfaithful Wives Sex with a horse eh?! >>>[edited by croatan]<<< NSFW!!! Last edited by croatan; 04-01-2009 at 12:10 PM. Reason: no rickrolling, please

04-01-2009, 12:04 PM	#9
ChicagoWhiteSox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Unfaithful Wives

04-01-2009, 11:15 AM	#11
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Unfaithful Wives You Cali boys should know about the donkey shows in Mexico!

04-01-2009, 12:02 PM	#13
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Unfaithful Wives haha! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

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