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CBI_2 03-31-2009 07:52 PM

Unfaithful Wives
 
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Mugen910 03-31-2009 08:03 PM

Re: Unfaithful Wives
 
Oh that's just silly...who would have sex with a horse? :D

MedicCook 03-31-2009 08:06 PM

Re: Unfaithful Wives
 
I don't know what was worse. The joke or Bao's one liner. :r

CBI_2 03-31-2009 08:25 PM

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I thought they were both pretty good. :dance:

karmaz00 03-31-2009 08:29 PM

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lol

Nabinger16 03-31-2009 08:39 PM

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Sex with a horse eh?! >>>[edited by croatan]<<< NSFW!!!

DPD6030 04-01-2009 10:15 AM

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:r You Cali boys should know about the donkey shows in Mexico! :r

WildBlueSooner 04-01-2009 11:02 AM

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haha!

SvilleKid 04-01-2009 11:04 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nabinger16 (Post 313580)
Sex with a horse eh?! >>>[link edited by croatan]<<< NSFW!!!

Yeah, funny as hell:mad:. Don't appreciate my computer being hi-jacked, even for a joke:mad:! I think you need to remove the link or warn that this is a hijack, cause that is too close to the actions that a virus or a spammer would put on a computer:mad:. Seriously. Most folks do not appreciate that kind of a joke!!!!:mad:

ChicagoWhiteSox 04-01-2009 11:04 AM

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:r:r

G G 04-01-2009 11:05 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DPD6030 (Post 314473)
:r You Cali boys should know about the donkey shows in Mexico! :r

:tpd:

icehog3 04-01-2009 02:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 314577)
Yeah, funny as hell:mad:. Don't appreciate my computer being hi-jacked, even for a joke:mad:! I think you need to remove the link or warn that this is a hijack, cause that is too close to the actions that a virus or a spammer would put on a computer:mad:. Seriously. Most folks do not appreciate that kind of a joke!!!!:mad:

Yup...we had this big "Rickrolling" frenzy at the last site, which culminated in this one that won't shut off. I am ready to pull the trigger and give the next Rickroller a nice CA vacation, and I ain't kidding. :2

marge796 04-01-2009 03:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 313525)
Oh that's just silly...who would have sex with a horse? :D


Especially with a jockey under the bed? I think that would be awkward?


:r :r :r


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