The Little Piggies

CBI_2 · 03-30-2009, 09:16 PM

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:

"Nice pigs, Sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says:

"Excellent trade, sir."

MedicCook · 03-30-2009, 09:17 PM

karmaz00 · 03-31-2009, 11:10 AM

lol...good one

SmokeyJoe · 03-31-2009, 11:21 AM

Oldie but a goodie... remember hearing this one after Clinton's first election (made better sense, being Arkansas razorbacks.)

In that deal, he got them for Hillary and Chelsea.

03-30-2009, 09:16 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	The Little Piggies Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir." The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Excellent trade, sir." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

03-30-2009, 09:17 PM	#2
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: The Little Piggies

03-31-2009, 11:10 AM	#3
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: The Little Piggies lol...good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

03-31-2009, 11:21 AM	#4
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: The Little Piggies Oldie but a goodie... remember hearing this one after Clinton's first election (made better sense, being Arkansas razorbacks.) In that deal, he got them for Hillary and Chelsea. __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

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