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CBI_2 03-30-2009 09:16 PM

The Little Piggies
 
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:

"Nice pigs, Sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says:

"Excellent trade, sir."

MedicCook 03-30-2009 09:17 PM

Re: The Little Piggies
 
:r :r :r :r :r

karmaz00 03-31-2009 11:10 AM

Re: The Little Piggies
 
lol...good one

SmokeyJoe 03-31-2009 11:21 AM

Re: The Little Piggies
 
Oldie but a goodie... remember hearing this one after Clinton's first election (made better sense, being Arkansas razorbacks.) :D

In that deal, he got them for Hillary and Chelsea. :r


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