Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

Prefy · 03-30-2009, 03:15 PM

I just want to make sure everyone is up to date on their Canadian Temperature Conversions

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the beer keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero - all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying, "Cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

03-30-2009, 03:17 PM

Martin · 03-30-2009, 04:39 PM

dunng · 03-30-2009, 05:57 PM

Eh?

karmaz00 · 03-30-2009, 05:59 PM

lol...thats good

DMK · 03-30-2009, 06:09 PM

Hello, Nick??....

03-30-2009, 07:53 PM

Sounds like Minnesota, except the end statement is that Vikings win the Super Bowl.

DragonMan · 03-30-2009, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prefy

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

WildBlueSooner · 03-30-2009, 08:26 PM

you betcha!

CBI_2 · 03-30-2009, 08:44 PM

Excellent.

03-30-2009, 03:15 PM	#1
Prefy Connoisseur of Pucks Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Matt Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba Posts: 549 Trading: (5)	Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart I just want to make sure everyone is up to date on their Canadian Temperature Conversions 50° Fahrenheit (10° C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) Italian Cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker. 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps. -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the beer keg. -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) Absolute zero - all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying, "Cold, eh?" -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

03-30-2009, 03:17 PM	#2
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03-30-2009, 04:39 PM	#3
Martin Sweetness Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 150 Trading: (2)	Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart __________________ We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that shares his smoke with me shall be my brother

03-30-2009, 05:57 PM	#4
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart Eh? __________________ MassHole Banter

03-30-2009, 05:59 PM	#5
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart lol...thats good __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

03-30-2009, 06:09 PM	#6
DMK S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Darryl Location: Hamilton, ON. Canada. Posts: 2,747 Trading: (86)	Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart Hello, Nick??.... __________________ Darryl, SOB...

03-30-2009, 07:53 PM	#7
Wanger Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart Sounds like Minnesota, except the end statement is that Vikings win the Super Bowl.

03-30-2009, 08:26 PM	#9
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart you betcha! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

03-30-2009, 08:44 PM	#10
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart Excellent. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

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