Three old men

Blueface · 11-08-2013, 01:01 PM

Three old men are complaining to each other about their morning problems.

One says he gets up at 7 a.m. and it takes hime over a half hour to piss.

The second one says he gets up at 8 a.m. and it takes him over an hour to crap.

The third says at 7 a.m. he pisses like a horse and by 8 a.m. he craps like a bull.

The other two men then ask him what the heck is his morning problem and he responds:
I don't get out of bed until 9 a.m.

11-08-2013, 01:01 PM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Three old men Three old men are complaining to each other about their morning problems. One says he gets up at 7 a.m. and it takes hime over a half hour to piss. The second one says he gets up at 8 a.m. and it takes him over an hour to crap. The third says at 7 a.m. he pisses like a horse and by 8 a.m. he craps like a bull. The other two men then ask him what the heck is his morning problem and he responds: I don't get out of bed until 9 a.m. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

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