Three old men
 

Three old men are complaining to each other about their morning problems.

One says he gets up at 7 a.m. and it takes hime over a half hour to piss.

The second one says he gets up at 8 a.m. and it takes him over an hour to crap.

The third says at 7 a.m. he pisses like a horse and by 8 a.m. he craps like a bull.

The other two men then ask him what the heck is his morning problem and he responds:
I don't get out of bed until 9 a.m.

Re: Three old men
 

And we thought you pissin' your pants and me sharting was bad, Carlos....

Re: Three old men
 

:r :r

Re: Three old men
 

:r :r :r