A woman's gift...

[GKitty]

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and improves what is given to her.
So, if you give her any little crap,
be prepared to receive a ton of $h!t.