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GKitty 02-17-2009 11:27 AM

A woman's gift...
 
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and improves what is given to her.
So, if you give her any little crap,
be prepared to receive a ton of $h!t.

adampc22 02-17-2009 11:34 AM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
So true

karmaz00 02-17-2009 11:40 AM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
lol...very true

tzaddi 02-17-2009 12:18 PM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
Mods, please move this to the appropriate forum as that's no joke. :r

TheJ 02-17-2009 12:22 PM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tzaddi (Post 240344)
Mods, please move this to the appropriate forum as that's no joke. :r

:r:r:r:r

feznuk 02-17-2009 12:36 PM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
Good one!

Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 240253)
She multiplies and improves what is given to her.

Yes, and when I give my wife money she gives me...oh wait:hm...there seems to be an exception to the rule.:)

Da Klugs 02-17-2009 12:39 PM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
Good one! :D

And thanks, always wondered about the origins of the Hydra. :)

http://www.wwu.edu/depts/skywise/myth/hydra.jpg

Gophernut 02-17-2009 01:21 PM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
This is spot on!:r:r:r

Silound 02-17-2009 02:54 PM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
Funny....I give mine money and I never see it again...

Mugen910 02-17-2009 03:12 PM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by feznuk (Post 240379)
Good one!



Yes, and when I give my wife money she gives me...oh wait:hm...there seems to be an exception to the rule.:)

That is why I don't give mine $$!!! :)

Scottw 02-17-2009 03:13 PM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
Amen!!!

DrDubzz 02-17-2009 03:19 PM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
:r :r

too true

CBI_2 02-17-2009 06:46 PM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
:r:r:r:r I laughed so hard if I was a woman I would have peed myself.

MedicCook 02-17-2009 07:49 PM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
Ain't that the truth.

BamBam 02-17-2009 08:04 PM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
You give her a ring...she turns it into half your retirement :D

Sailchaser 02-17-2009 08:10 PM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
I don't get a chance to give her anything it's already hers:o

Mark 02-17-2009 08:52 PM

Re: A woman's gift...
 
I gave her a humidor and she turned it into half of my collection! Magic!


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