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Originally Posted by Big Vito
 is it there yet? |
Yeah, and uh, I'm not so sure I know HOW to eat it. I mean, I could start, sure, but I'm not sure I'll be able to keep it down. Is that part of the deal, I have to keep it down? For how long? How long do I have to eat it? Am I going to be timed or can I take breaks? Can I drink water or do I have to do it dry? Can I use ketchup or something for the love of God??
You, sir, are a VERY disturbed individual. Seriously, who puts a damn dead bird on their disgusting, sweaty hat...
Wait, is that really poop?
Can I at least cook the bird?