Quote:
Originally Posted by markem
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Friend: You got to play with her before you lay her.
XXX: For how long?
Friend: Fifteen minutes. Half hour. Depends on the woman.
XXX: How long with your wife?
Friend: Thirty seconds.
XXX: Lucky!
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Oh god dangit.
Everything You Wanted to Know About S*x.
*BOOM* "You guys see the size of that ****-a-doodle god-dam-doo?!" *BOOM*