Coolidors are for pu$$ies.
 

Now that I've got your attention... let's pretend you are private eye, Mike Hammer, Tracer Bullet, Thomas Magnum, Rockford, whatever resonates. Let's say times are tight, clients are few and far between. You've got a beat up 20 count humi sitting on your desk next to the coffee ringed blotter. You buy one box at a time, fill it up, empty it, repeat, because that is the kind of guy you are. Samplers, fivers, coolidors, tupperdors, all of them are for pussies. The sticks in this humi get you through the day and are are shared with clients, friends, lovers, competitors, whoever walks through the door. The two times you've gotten your picture in the paper you had one between your teeth. You've changed guns. Twice. But never changed cigars. It's your trademark.

What's in your box?

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Hahaha, that was good!

Being a PI probably have a modest salary at best, I'd probably go with something from Padilla or Perdomo.

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LoL interesting way to start a thread...

For me, I'd have to say some Rocky Patel Honduran blend... Damn good sticks for an even better price... I'd pit them against an OWR-M any day of the week...

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For me it's either Oliva V's or LP's of some kind.

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Box after box of My Father's Flor De Las Antillas. Maybe a little switch up every now and then with some Tatuaje's or some Drew Estates.. But my go to: FDLA.

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Cain Daytona or Oliva O.

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Come on you bunch of sissies. Pick. A. Cigar. One. For your trademark. If whoever walks through the door glances askew at it, you punch em in the balls and send them packing. If the heiress seduces you on the desk, you burn one together for dessert. One cigar. One vitola.

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Cain Daytona #4

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PLPCs - cab at the time

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La Gloria Cubana Rabito de Cochino

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Which humi? Small one has Liga Privadas and some varieties of sticks. Big one has LFD Double Ligeros, Work of Art maduros, Between the lines and some from another island. My trademark would have to be the T52 toro.

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Well if I was Thomas Magnum it would be a stolen 'canary island' cigar from Higgins' desk
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One of the greatest shows ever written.

To answer your question, Padron Londres in natural wrappers. Delicious cigar that can be enjoyed almost anytime of day, and a great value. Plus, anyone can enjoy one, cigar smoker or not - perfect for passing out. Cool topic btw.

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JLPs and 158 grain semi-wadcutters.

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Well, let's see. I'm a private dick so I'm not rolling in dough. But I want a cigar that's got enough class so that when the marks come in the door they don't think "why is this guy smoking cat fur rolled in dried llama dung." But not so good that I mind if it gets squashed when I'm pistol-whipping the location of the contessa's emerald necklace out of the two-bit wannabe jewel thief that lifted it from her cabana after the cotillion. I'd go with an AF Hemingway.

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La Casita Criolla!

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JJ Maduro

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lol, I think I was pretty clear with my "Box after box of My Father's Flor De Las Antillas." :-p

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ERDM Choxi Supreme. Easy.

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Times being tight, clients few and far between... I'm going with a Don Lino Africa.

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Illusione epernay le ferme, a cigar that shows a connoisseurs palate, and is buttery enough to seduce any fem fatal or damsel in distress. **** the only way I smoke these is al natural; do not judge and do not try and tell me you smoke these clothed because I call bullshit right away on the that one. Issues what I have none, stop looking at me that way pffft :hn:

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NC: The previous year's Anejo 46
CC: I could live on some PLPCs for quite awhile with no complaints

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La Vieja Habana Brazilian Maduro Chateau Corona. ;)

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Either Bolivar No. 3/PC or PLPC

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This answer won't be popular but I'd be stocked almost all Rocky Patel Edge and a few La Gloria Cubana Serie N.

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Undercrown Corona's.

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or 601 Blues

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Liga Privada #9

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BGM for me

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Well, at least it'd be price efficient! Also, if you like the LGCsN, CI has 10 packs for $35 with a Colibri cutter for free aswell. Might want to check it out bro:

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/h...?emailsrc=true

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Any of the Padron (Thousand) Series Maduros. Vitola would change based upon my mood and the season.

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601 Blues of course. :D

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Only one I could have predicted for sure.

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I would have to go with MJ on this for a NC cigar.
Vitola would probably be Londres.

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601 Blues are hard to beat.

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EPC Club 52 Maduros

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CC : BRC

NC : Tat Regios

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PSD4s for me, Pu$$y. :)

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It's obvious a pc or lancero isn't gonna fly. They're not badass, they're just good.
I'm guessing that since this guy isn't making any money, he's not very good. After tapping a few old gray haired heiresses on his desk, he thinks quite a bit of himself.
The answer is obvious. Fauxhiba Torps. The ones with newspaper and banana leaves. :tu

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Since times are hard it would be a few bundles of Casa De Garcias

once clients pick up and business is booming then 601 Blues

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Illusione Singulare Phantom.

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Hum, let see- (1) Not much money, and (2) Impress some folks that come in (who most likely know nothing about cigars). I think I would go with something like "La Sirena"- Largest band I have seen on a cigar- seems to take up 75% of the cigar. So, get a box of the Churchill from the devil site.

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Padron 3000 Maduro. Great strength, flavors, and a great price. Plus it looks like a tough cigar.

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Modest salary? (Sounds like real life) 601 Blue Robbies. $65 a box, affordable.

All day long.

Old band. New ones aren't "rough" looking...

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Famous Nic 3000 Robusto. Unbanded. Cheap, about the RG of a .45, so Mike Hammer would appreciate them (Mike was the man!). Very nice construction, so they would fool many into thinking they could be $6 sticks. Good flavor profile, lots of sutle hints of good flavors. The flavors and medium body means the babe in the desk would be able to handle it.

While I enjoy the 3000, it's NOT my go-to stick. BUT it is the stick that meets the criteria of the original post!!!

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Yeah, clients are far and few inbetween, and that's why he stocks his beat-up humi with "Nicaraguan Overruns" robusto' (5x54) from Holt' (and not those pu$$y 601 Blues either;)):tu

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Fuente 858's, Maduro or Sungrowns, throw in an occasional Cammie And I'm good.

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PSD4s are only about $7 apiece, Pu$$y. :D

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If I'm a hard-case PI with not much dough to buy the finer things, the AB Maxx The Fix would be my stick. Perfect for blowing smoke into peoples' faces and the thick RG makes a heck of a burn mark when I'm working over scumbags for information.

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Partagas D4, JL#2, or cabs of ERDM CS.

If you had Kimber 1911's you wouldn't have changed guns. Fact.

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