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mrreindeer 05-11-2009 12:22 PM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by shilala (Post 377861)
That is perfect. I think I said that. roffles
:r:r

Quote:
Originally Posted by 357 (Post 377859)
I am too. I look forward to checking for new posts each morning.
Me too, same with GHM....PM me if you don't know what that is & want to know.

357 05-12-2009 11:11 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(978): i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened



:r:r:r

357 05-12-2009 11:14 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(440): thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
(216): ... about that ...

357 05-12-2009 11:18 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(918): Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
(918): And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.

mojo65 05-12-2009 11:44 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
Quote:
(989): Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
:jd

Quote:
(818): Jake died.
(310): WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
(818): Oops typo. Jake cried.
:r

galaga 05-12-2009 12:10 PM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(918): Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance

How'd Tom get on there??!!

PeteSB75 05-12-2009 02:07 PM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
Quote:
(678): why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
(770): I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Funny chit

mrreindeer 05-14-2009 08:45 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
Hahahaha, those are great....

And this one too.

Quote:
Originally Posted by 357 (Post 379334)
(440): thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
(216): ... about that ...

smokeyandthebandit05 05-17-2009 08:15 PM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(317): I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people

WildBlueSooner 05-17-2009 08:16 PM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05 (Post 386601)
(317): I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
:r:r:r

pnoon 05-17-2009 08:17 PM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
Nice review.

Genetic Defect 05-17-2009 08:30 PM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(208): Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.

I wonder if Advil PM works as well

smokeyandthebandit05 05-17-2009 08:38 PM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(631): dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.

Genetic Defect 05-17-2009 10:06 PM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my ****s into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

spooble 05-21-2009 10:43 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian

WildBlueSooner 05-21-2009 12:54 PM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
:r (425): my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.

WildBlueSooner 05-21-2009 12:57 PM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(301): He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.

Hahahah too damn funny :r

spooble 05-21-2009 01:08 PM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(509): woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach

WildBlueSooner 05-21-2009 01:12 PM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(609): ignore voicemail. the **** hath been unblocked.

kaisersozei 05-21-2009 01:28 PM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(312): dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
(847): details on that.
(312): well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.


:r


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