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LooseCard 05-01-2009 10:41 AM
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(212): ??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
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(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
:dance: :r

357 05-08-2009 06:16 AM
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I couldn't help but revive this thread...


(321): I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.

357 05-08-2009 06:17 AM
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(917): omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
(310): Whats your twitter name

GreekGodX 05-08-2009 06:36 AM
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I've been looking at this website for the past half hour, I cannot believe I didn't see this earlier :r

(214): I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse

GreekGodX 05-08-2009 06:38 AM
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(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

smitdavi 05-08-2009 06:53 AM
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(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

:r :r

357 05-08-2009 06:55 AM
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(218): No, computers are like whores. moody *****es that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus

elderboy02 05-08-2009 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by GreekGodX (Post 374139)
(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
LOL :r

elderboy02 05-08-2009 07:10 AM
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(614): Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.

357 05-08-2009 07:15 AM
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(202): Did you just throw up mid-sentence?

357 05-08-2009 08:28 AM
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(301): She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
(301): but she's really nice

357 05-08-2009 08:31 AM
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(541): so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested

smitdavi 05-08-2009 05:36 PM
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(662): I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
(662): He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
(1-662): You have my attention.

One of my faves :r :r

357 05-11-2009 05:49 AM
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(805): she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu

357 05-11-2009 05:51 AM
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(507): I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today

LooseCard 05-11-2009 07:27 AM
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(818): Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
(770): I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.

mrreindeer 05-11-2009 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by 357 (Post 377391)
(507): I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Love it.

(419): with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter

smitdavi 05-11-2009 12:10 PM
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I'm addicted to this site. It's so damn funny

357 05-11-2009 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by smitdavi (Post 377851)
I'm addicted to this site. It's so damn funny
I am too. I look forward to checking for new posts each morning.

shilala 05-11-2009 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by mrreindeer (Post 363348)
(859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
That is perfect. I think I said that. roffles


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