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:r:r

Me too, same with GHM....PM me if you don't know what that is & want to know.

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(978): i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened



:r:r:r

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(440): thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
(216): ... about that ...

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(918): Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
(918): And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.

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:jd

:r

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(918): Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance

How'd Tom get on there??!!

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Funny chit

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Hahahaha, those are great....

And this one too.

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(317): I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people

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:r:r:r

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Nice review.

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(208): Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.

I wonder if Advil PM works as well

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(631): dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.

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(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my ****s into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

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(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian

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:r (425): my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.

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(301): He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.

Hahahah too damn funny :r

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(509): woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach

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(609): ignore voicemail. the **** hath been unblocked.

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(312): dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
(847): details on that.
(312): well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.


:r

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Okay, here's my only beef with this site. I submitted two of my own and was DENIED.

From last Friday, 5/15:

(310): on our way in...Amy just saw a girl in a bikini driving a tractor
(724): i wanted pictures. bummer - i'm just playin i see that everyday
(310): in that case I'm movin' here & buying farm equipment

And later that night after a full on brawl broke out right next to my seat in the teppanyaki restaurant on Pittsburgh's South Side (took 4 minutes to split these 2 guys up...even with me attempting the death grip on the attacker):

(724): sup bro home sweet home - sooo full - passing oout talk to tomorrow- wanna fight
(310): I fight u fool...sup...sooo fulll...only thing I fight is the toilet
(310): & I think that's one for the blog

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(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...








(which got this response in the comments: :r)

Anonymous said...

I think it is safe to say that the world sees you as a whore.
May 26, 2009 10:07PM

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Hahahahahaa......rolling.

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Hilarious,,,just put this in my favorites and wasted about an hour reading all I could.

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(412): The guy next to me is watching ****. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT ****.

I see this all the time at school. It is so obvious because the guys doing it will look at everyone that passes by :r No way they can enjoy it being so paranoid.