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MedicCook 04-30-2009 10:05 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 363359)
(617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

how do i get this girls number??
How do you know it was a girl? :r

mrreindeer 04-30-2009 10:08 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(603): I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.

357 04-30-2009 10:11 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
I admit it took me a minute to get this one...

(602): how was that guy you hooked up with?
(415): i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing

dunng 04-30-2009 10:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 363382)
heres one for Dunng

(206): Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So true... :D
Posted via Mobile Device

mrreindeer 04-30-2009 10:11 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 357 (Post 363433)
I admit it took me a minute to get this one...

(602): how was that guy you hooked up with?
(415): i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
:r:r:r

md4958 04-30-2009 10:14 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 363422)
How do you know it was a girl? :r
:lv

LooseCard 04-30-2009 10:14 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 363359)
(617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

how do i get this girls number??
I don't think that it would be a good idea for you to meat her.

adampc22 04-30-2009 10:16 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
lol funny

King James 04-30-2009 10:17 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(832): I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.

hahahaha

LooseCard 04-30-2009 10:19 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(614): I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.


What Area Code is Greg's phone????

357 04-30-2009 10:20 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

Mugen910 04-30-2009 10:25 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 357 (Post 363460)
(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
HAHA that's New Hampshire area code!!

kaisersozei 04-30-2009 10:27 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
Couple that :r

(323): I'm being pulled over???
(520): For what!?!?!
(323): ??? I'm in a cab!!!!!


and


(301): Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!

357 04-30-2009 10:28 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
I know I've posted a ton of these but I can't help it. It's hilarious..

(212): dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
(1-212): idk but i think it had a face

Mugen910 04-30-2009 10:29 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
oh man sooo wrong!! :r

mrreindeer 04-30-2009 10:30 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
omg omg, all of them, awesome

WildBlueSooner 04-30-2009 10:33 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LooseCard (Post 363441)
I don't think that it would be a good idea for you to meat her.
Please tell me that is an intentional pun :r

smokeyandthebandit05 04-30-2009 10:33 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(845): Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo





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smokeyandthebandit05 04-30-2009 10:34 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
(617): So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.


(513): Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?




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Now playing: Zac Brown Band - Toes
via FoxyTunes

ahc4353 04-30-2009 10:37 AM
Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
 
:hm

(413): Wow you were great! I thought girls were good but man!
(413): Thanks, wanna ask Vin to join us next time?


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