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Old 03-02-2010, 12:55 PM   #1
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A man walks in a busy bank and robs it. He thought no one had seen him. As he is leaving, he notices that he had been witnessed. Without hesitation, he kill that man.

After that, he looks at a bunch of onlookers and asks if they too saw what had just happened. They said yes so he shot them all.

He then looks over to the other side of the bank and sees a man with two women standing there.

He asks the man if he saw anything. The man says heck no. His eyes happened to be totally shut the whole time. However, his wife and mother in law saw everything.
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Old 03-02-2010, 01:11 PM   #2
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Old 03-02-2010, 02:40 PM   #3
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Old 03-02-2010, 02:42 PM   #4
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Old 03-02-2010, 02:47 PM   #5
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is this the robber ? cos i didnt see him at all


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Old 03-02-2010, 07:44 PM   #6
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That's just wrong. Funny but wrong.
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Old 03-03-2010, 07:32 AM   #7
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Ouch!!!
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Old 03-03-2010, 07:34 AM   #8
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Yahtzee!
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Old 03-03-2010, 12:32 PM   #9
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LOL!!
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