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Old 03-04-2010, 12:18 AM   #1
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I got stopped for speeding yesterday.

I thought I could talk my way out of it until the officer got a look at my dog in the back seat.....












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Old 03-04-2010, 02:40 AM   #2
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ROFLMAO!!! Thanks!
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Old 03-04-2010, 08:28 AM   #3
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Old 03-04-2010, 11:05 AM   #4
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Old 03-04-2010, 11:08 AM   #5
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Old 03-04-2010, 11:10 AM   #6
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Old 03-04-2010, 11:27 AM   #7
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Old 03-04-2010, 12:42 PM   #8
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Old 03-04-2010, 02:21 PM   #9
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Cute dog, Tom!!!
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Old 03-04-2010, 03:15 PM   #10
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Cute dog, Tom!!!
Looks like Moe!
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Old 03-04-2010, 06:36 PM   #11
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Old 03-04-2010, 06:39 PM   #12
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Old 03-04-2010, 08:52 PM   #13
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That's what happens when you go 0-60 in 2 seconds.
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