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Old 02-27-2010, 12:24 PM   #1
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There is an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
This year's term was "Political Correctness."
The winner wrote: "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. "
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Old 02-27-2010, 12:26 PM   #2
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Old 02-27-2010, 12:30 PM   #3
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Old 02-27-2010, 12:42 PM   #4
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Old 02-27-2010, 01:38 PM   #6
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Wait...there's a clean end?















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Old 02-27-2010, 02:16 PM   #8
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Nice!!
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Ha!
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You mean there's not a clean end?!!

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All turds are clean until they hit the ground. Once that happens they are no longer clean, they are dirty.
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Fantastic
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"Turd" is demeaning. The proper term is "Fecal American."


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