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H.A.T.E
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say you had to defend yourself from zombies using only whats to your left right now...
25lb maine coon/tabby mix 17lb egyption mau/Siberian mix comcast dvr remote ps3 controller netflix dvd car insurance papers dvd-rs yeah i'm pretty much hosed |
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Death Is Waiting
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Love the thread!
Pocket knife 1 pocket knife 2 Blade from older pocket knife Lit Boli PC, tho i wouldn't use this, i could burn the zombies eyeballs out and then continue the smoke! 3 puppies at disposal... iphone 4 standing ashtray the laptop i'm using now Lamp Berger with oil - good for smashing skulls couple lighters, couple cutters acoustic guitar side speaker with glass stand - that'll hurt the list goes on but the zombies don't - those dead bastards are, well, DEAD!
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Bring the pain!
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An Xbox controller, surrouns sound remote, tv remote, cell phone, a leather chair, a basket of clean clothes, and a couch cushion.
I think I am dead also, unless the zombie's weak point happens to be downy fabric softener or pillows.
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Id take five steps in the opposite direction instead and grab my Mossberg and 92FS.
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Death Is Waiting
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Knowhutimean, Vern?
Join Date: Oct 2008
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I look to my left and all I see is a wall. I guess it will keep the zombies at bay.
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Chutney Lovebusciut
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Location: On the shores of Loch Shiel
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Glad I came upon this thread right now because immediately to my left is:
Cell Phone scissors 2 heavy pens Gil Hibben fantasy knife with a nice large blade 3in Case pocket knife Highlander Dirk by Marto (10 inch blade weighs about 6 pounds) and best of all, my old Stevens .410 shotty with a full box of shells I'm slow but I could last a little while anyway. ![]()
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I'm nuts for the place
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I am sort of ok and also sort of screwed. To my left is one of my two dogs. Unfortunately, it is my dog who is a big p*ssy so she would most likely piss on the floor and than run and hide rather than defend me. Also to my left is my 1911 which will be good for defense until I run out of bullets which sadly the other mag is in the glove box of my truck and the other 200 rounds are upstairs and not to my left so I will give one or two a good fight and than I am Zombie food.
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Simple Pleasures - 2oL
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I'm on the deck but immediately to my left is my lighter, cutter, small box fan, propane tank/outdoor heater, and a plastic sandbox shovel. I think I'd better call MacGyver and see what I can make.
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Sklee
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Diet Dr Pepper (in a bottle)
Wallet Ball point pen Envelope with notes from work scribbled on it 2 Cell phones Refrigerator Refrigerator magnets Car keys 2 loaves of bread Portable hard drive The legs of a dancer (yes, just the legs) MCS
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Møøse bites can be nasty
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