Getting a hairdryer through customs

retired · 04-03-2021, 09:06 AM

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her,
'Father, may I ask a favor of you?'
'Of course child. What can I do for you?'
'I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday.
It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.
Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?
Could you possibly hide it under your robes for me?'
'I would love to help you my dear; but, I must warn you, I will not lie!'
'With your honest face, Father, I'm sure no one will question you!'
When they got to customs, she let the priest go first.
The official asked,
'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare'
The official thought this answer a little strange, so he asked,
'And what do you have to declare from your waist down to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument that has been designed for use on women, but which, to date, remains unused.'

icehog3 · 04-03-2021, 09:24 AM

Brlesq · 04-03-2021, 09:25 AM

RevSmoke · 04-03-2021, 12:37 PM

Now that is a new one!

Thanks for the chuckle!

Peace of the Lord be with you.

Porch Dweller · 04-03-2021, 02:28 PM

longknocker · 04-03-2021, 02:49 PM

Good One!

kydsid · 04-03-2021, 10:34 PM

I feel like I've heard this one before, or lived it, either is possible.

CigarNut · 04-06-2021, 06:09 PM

04-03-2021, 09:06 AM	#1
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	Getting a hairdryer through customs An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor of you?' 'Of course child. What can I do for you?' 'I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Could you possibly hide it under your robes for me?' 'I would love to help you my dear; but, I must warn you, I will not lie!' 'With your honest face, Father, I'm sure no one will question you!' When they got to customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare' The official thought this answer a little strange, so he asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist down to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument that has been designed for use on women, but which, to date, remains unused.' __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

04-03-2021, 09:24 AM	#2
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04-03-2021, 09:25 AM	#3
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04-03-2021, 12:37 PM	#4
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,849 Trading: (51)	Re: Getting a hairdryer through customs Now that is a new one! Thanks for the chuckle! Peace of the Lord be with you. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

04-03-2021, 02:28 PM	#5
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04-03-2021, 10:34 PM	#7
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04-06-2021, 06:09 PM	#8
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