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Old 01-09-2017, 07:14 AM   #1
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A good pun is its own reword.

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Dijon vu: The same mustard as before.

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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

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Old 01-09-2017, 08:35 PM   #2
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This post was more like deja doo. Like you've heard this sh, uh, crap before.
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Old 01-11-2017, 09:18 AM   #3
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I attempted being a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
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Old 01-11-2017, 01:40 PM   #4
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A bun is the lowest form of wheat .

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Did you hear about the guy who entered the pun contest? There was no limit on entries, so he wrote all the puns he could think of, came up with ten. He figuring that'd give him a better chance of winning, but as it turned out no pun in ten did.
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Old 01-13-2017, 06:09 AM   #6
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I studied a long time to become a doctor, but didn't have any patience.
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I once told a Catholic I picked my belly button for Lint.
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Old 01-14-2017, 10:11 AM   #8
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Did you hear about the epileptic cleptic? Folks called him shake and take.
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Old 01-16-2017, 12:31 PM   #9
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I became a professional fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
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Old 01-16-2017, 01:09 PM   #10
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I once.......................nevermind!!!!
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Old 01-17-2017, 06:57 AM   #11
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Managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

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Old 01-18-2017, 06:56 AM   #12
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I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
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Old 01-19-2017, 06:46 AM   #13
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I got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.
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Old 05-17-2017, 08:37 AM   #14
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Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race? They ended up in a tie.
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