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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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Lebowski Urban Achiever!
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I thought bucket too... it sounded like great fun to get water every where.
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Have My Own Room
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LOL! Oldie but still a goodie and props for thinking of it for the new form.
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