CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables

Smokin Gator · 05-05-2009, 03:06 PM

I got the new May CI catalog today.

Page 59:

The Unsmokeables
"Youve heard of Good, Better, Best? Well, how about Crap, Crappier, Crappiest! Here are our picks for low-end handmade "winners" of the month."

I laughed a bunch!!!

The last one says "Run fast and far, no matter how the price might tempt you!

Classic

Ahbroody · 05-05-2009, 03:09 PM

no thats funny right there.

tuxpuff · 05-05-2009, 03:11 PM

The Cremosas are on a different page

rrplasencia · 05-05-2009, 03:12 PM

just got mine as well

Starscream · 05-05-2009, 05:03 PM

link?

Ahbroody · 05-05-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by rrplasencia

just got mine as well

Got mine yesterday. Wife made sureto remind me we were not spending any money this month on extras cause of the baby.

rizzle · 05-05-2009, 07:08 PM

At least they are honest about it.

Whee · 05-05-2009, 07:11 PM

That page always makes me laugh.

A couple of links, even though not directly from catalog, these are the descriptions used, straight from the CI website.
These are my faves.

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...CB5050&cat=145
http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...EB6050&cat=145

ca21455 · 05-05-2009, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland

link?

CI does not have an online catolog that I could find. Here is a link to thier website:

CI

Bruzee · 05-05-2009, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

That page always makes me laugh.

A couple of links, even though not directly from catalog, these are the descriptions used, straight from the CI website.
These are my faves.

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...CB5050&cat=145
http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...EB6050&cat=145

Despite the description, I love how the Magicos Cubanos are SOLD OUT!

ade06 · 05-05-2009, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...CB5050&cat=145
http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...EB6050&cat=145

And yet they want $20 a bundle for their trash. I don't get it?

MedicCook · 05-05-2009, 09:09 PM

These should be $1 a bundle with free shipping.

borndead1 · 05-06-2009, 07:47 AM

Reverse psychology.

There used to be a billboard for a local restaurant around here that said: "Warm beer and lousy food".

Remember the Deja Vu (strip club) billboards that said: "Hundreds of beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones"?

05-06-2009, 08:05 AM

That's hilarious...I'd never stopped and read this before, would just flip right past it.

Da Klugs · 05-06-2009, 08:09 AM

They are good. (CI's marketing staff, not the cigars)

rizzle · 05-06-2009, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Da Klugs

They are good. (CI's marketing staff, not the cigars)

They may be good, but they'll not "good" me into buying that crap. I'll take them at face value on these puppies.

marge796 · 05-06-2009, 09:35 AM

Funny stuff

Chris....

LookAtBigErn82 · 05-06-2009, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by borndead1

Reverse psychology.

There used to be a billboard for a local restaurant around here that said: "Warm beer and lousy food".

There's a bar near me with "warm beer, lousy food and ugly bartenders". The place looks like a dump so maybe they're letting you know what you're in for.

skibumdc · 05-06-2009, 12:28 PM

Another winning description

dunng · 05-06-2009, 12:38 PM

It's sad that they have a whole page of them...

05-05-2009, 03:06 PM	#1
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables I got the new May CI catalog today. Page 59: The Unsmokeables "Youve heard of Good, Better, Best? Well, how about Crap, Crappier, Crappiest! Here are our picks for low-end handmade "winners" of the month." I laughed a bunch!!! The last one says "Run fast and far, no matter how the price might tempt you! Classic __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

05-05-2009, 03:09 PM	#2
Ahbroody Daddy x 4 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: San Jose Posts: 3,708 Trading: (53)	Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables no thats funny right there.

05-05-2009, 03:11 PM	#3
tuxpuff Feeling at Home Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Luke Location: Austin Posts: 877 Trading: (2)	Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables The Cremosas are on a different page

05-05-2009, 03:12 PM	#4
rrplasencia monica lewinsky Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Richard Location: Miami Posts: 1,827 Trading: (55)	Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables just got mine as well __________________ "Merica, Back to Back World War Champs." -Cloyd Rivers

05-05-2009, 05:03 PM	#5
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables link? __________________ Insert quote here.

05-05-2009, 07:08 PM	#7
rizzle Order Restored Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: st pete, fl Posts: 2,679 Trading: (23)	Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables At least they are honest about it.

05-05-2009, 07:11 PM	#8
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,591 Trading: (17)	Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables That page always makes me laugh. A couple of links, even though not directly from catalog, these are the descriptions used, straight from the CI website. These are my faves. http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...CB5050&cat=145 http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...EB6050&cat=145 __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

05-05-2009, 09:09 PM	#12
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables These should be $1 a bundle with free shipping. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

05-06-2009, 07:47 AM	#13
borndead1 Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 1,345 Trading: (7)	Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables Reverse psychology. There used to be a billboard for a local restaurant around here that said: "Warm beer and lousy food". Remember the Deja Vu (strip club) billboards that said: "Hundreds of beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones"?

05-06-2009, 08:05 AM	#14
ashmaster Guest Posts: n/a	Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables That's hilarious...I'd never stopped and read this before, would just flip right past it.

05-06-2009, 08:09 AM	#15
Da Klugs Juan of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Right here Posts: 4,222 Trading: (8)	Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables They are good. (CI's marketing staff, not the cigars) __________________ Communities Not Commodities. Punctuation challenged, but trying. Proud winner of phase 1 of the Weight loss contest

05-06-2009, 09:35 AM	#17
marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables Funny stuff Chris.... __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

05-06-2009, 12:28 PM	#19
skibumdc That's what she said Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Balco Location: Smoke Less, Age More Posts: 345 Trading: (8)	Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables Another winning description __________________ The Dude abides

05-06-2009, 12:38 PM	#20
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: CI Page 59 - The Unsmokeables It's sad that they have a whole page of them... __________________ MassHole Banter