Moles

kelmac07 · 12-19-2012, 07:06 AM

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole, all live together in a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, ' Yummy! I smell maple syrup!'

Mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, 'Oh, Yummy! I smell honey!'

Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. This makes him whine,
'Geez, all I can smell is....MOL ASSES !

363 · 12-19-2012, 07:07 AM

Wa Wa Waaa

bighairlogo · 12-19-2012, 07:14 AM

emopunker2004 · 12-19-2012, 07:16 AM

That's a Steve joke for sure, Mac

CigarNut · 12-19-2012, 08:51 AM

Dave128 · 12-19-2012, 09:20 AM

STEVE S · 12-19-2012, 09:24 AM

Steve · 12-19-2012, 09:42 AM

hotreds · 12-19-2012, 09:45 AM

I HATE moles. I stopped spending money on grass stuff after I realized that all my work went for naught after a mole or two or three destroyed my yard overnight!

Ogre · 12-19-2012, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emopunker2004

That's a Steve joke for sure, Mac

That's what I thought as well.

12-19-2012, 07:06 AM	#1
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Moles A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole, all live together in a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, ' Yummy! I smell maple syrup!' Mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, 'Oh, Yummy! I smell honey!' Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. This makes him whine, 'Geez, all I can smell is....MOL ASSES ! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-19-2012, 07:07 AM	#2
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12-19-2012, 07:14 AM	#3
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12-19-2012, 07:16 AM	#4
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12-19-2012, 09:45 AM	#9
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,662 Trading: (63)	Re: Moles I HATE moles. I stopped spending money on grass stuff after I realized that all my work went for naught after a mole or two or three destroyed my yard overnight! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.