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Old 12-04-2012, 07:36 PM   #1
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You dont find many Heroes like this one!!!!

On January 9th, a group of Cedar Lake, IN bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge .



So the group stopped.


George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?" She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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Old 12-04-2012, 07:40 PM   #2
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Old 12-04-2012, 07:43 PM   #3
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Old 12-04-2012, 08:28 PM   #4
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Old 12-04-2012, 09:47 PM   #5
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