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Old 12-03-2009, 07:05 PM   #1
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Default The Perks of Being Over 50

  1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
  2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
  3. You sing along with elevator music.
  4. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
  5. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
  6. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
  7. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
  8. Things you buy now won't wear out.
  9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
  10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
  11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
  12. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
  13. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
  14. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
  15. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
  16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
  17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
  18. You can't remember who sent you this list.
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Old 12-03-2009, 07:11 PM   #2
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People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

So late?!

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Old 12-03-2009, 07:15 PM   #3
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Great list, Paul... maybe because I am closer to fifty than forty.
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Old 12-03-2009, 07:17 PM   #4
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I agree with all but #12.
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Old 12-03-2009, 07:18 PM   #5
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Great list, Paul... maybe because I am closer to fifty than forty.
I'm there brother.
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Old 12-03-2009, 07:27 PM   #6
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Holy Crap! I thought I was 43, but apparently I'm over 50!
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Old 12-03-2009, 07:29 PM   #7
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Holy Crap! I thought I was 43, but apparently I'm over 50!
Same here Sean...
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Old 12-03-2009, 08:04 PM   #8
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19. You discover that your ankles are bald. I know you are going to look ...
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Old 12-03-2009, 09:40 PM   #9
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Can you print that list a little larger... Sonny???
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