Why It's Important to Listen Carefully

G G · 02-27-2010, 06:32 PM

Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry then approached and punched Osama in the nose. James Madison entered and kicked him in the shin. An angry Thomas Jefferson whacked Osama over the head with a cane.
The thrashing continued as John Randolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared.
"This is not what you promised me," said Osama.
"Come on, Osama," the angel replied. "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven."

Skywalker · 02-27-2010, 08:28 PM

Oh I get it!!!

Chris. · 02-27-2010, 09:18 PM

LOL good one

CBI_2 · 02-27-2010, 09:47 PM

As a former Virginian,

kelmac07 · 02-28-2010, 05:20 AM

Badda Bing!!

Blindjimme · 02-28-2010, 12:01 PM

You're on a roll Greg

WildBlueSooner · 02-28-2010, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blindjimme

You're on a roll Greg

Greg is always on a roll

MedicCook · 02-28-2010, 09:59 PM

02-27-2010, 06:32 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,723 Trading: (10)	Why It's Important to Listen Carefully Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?" Patrick Henry then approached and punched Osama in the nose. James Madison entered and kicked him in the shin. An angry Thomas Jefferson whacked Osama over the head with a cane. The thrashing continued as John Randolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared. "This is not what you promised me," said Osama. "Come on, Osama," the angel replied. "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven."

02-27-2010, 08:28 PM	#2
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Why It's Important to Listen Carefully Oh I get it!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

02-27-2010, 09:18 PM	#3
Chris. PSHC! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Greenville, SC Posts: 1,842 Trading: (25)	Re: Why It's Important to Listen Carefully LOL good one

02-27-2010, 09:47 PM	#4
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Why It's Important to Listen Carefully As a former Virginian, __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-28-2010, 05:20 AM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Why It's Important to Listen Carefully Badda Bing!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

02-28-2010, 12:01 PM	#6
Blindjimme Judgement Impaired Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: JB Location: North OC, CA Posts: 790 Trading: (14)	Re: Why It's Important to Listen Carefully You're on a roll Greg

02-28-2010, 09:59 PM	#8
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Why It's Important to Listen Carefully __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff