One for the birds

markem · 05-15-2018, 03:29 PM

Frank was a happily married man who had only one complaint: His wife, Myra, was always nursing sick birds.

One cold November evening he came home to find a raven with a splint on its beak sitting in his favorite chair. On the dining room table there was a feverish eagle pecking at an aspirin tablet, while in the kitchen Myra was comforting a shivering wren.

Frank dropped his briefcase and strode over to where his wife was toweling down the cold little bird. "Myra!" he shouted. "I can't take it anymore! We've got to get rid of all of these da..."

Myra held up her and and cut him off in mid-curse. "Please dear," she said. "Not in front of the chilled wren!"

Steve · 05-15-2018, 03:50 PM

icehog3 · 05-15-2018, 04:27 PM

BigAsh · 05-16-2018, 07:37 AM

ouch!!

CigarNut · 05-16-2018, 08:41 AM

Dave128 · 05-16-2018, 08:02 PM

Oh emm gee

cmitch · 05-21-2018, 09:07 PM

I think Steve has hacked your account.

hwgoesit · 05-21-2018, 10:13 PM

Haha

CigarNut · 05-22-2018, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch

I think Steve has hacked your account.

05-15-2018, 03:29 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	One for the birds Frank was a happily married man who had only one complaint: His wife, Myra, was always nursing sick birds. One cold November evening he came home to find a raven with a splint on its beak sitting in his favorite chair. On the dining room table there was a feverish eagle pecking at an aspirin tablet, while in the kitchen Myra was comforting a shivering wren. Frank dropped his briefcase and strode over to where his wife was toweling down the cold little bird. "Myra!" he shouted. "I can't take it anymore! We've got to get rid of all of these da..." Myra held up her and and cut him off in mid-curse. "Please dear," she said. "Not in front of the chilled wren!"

05-15-2018, 03:50 PM	#2
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: One for the birds __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

05-15-2018, 04:27 PM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,305 Trading: (60)	Re: One for the birds __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

05-16-2018, 07:37 AM	#4
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,046 Trading: (46)	Re: One for the birds ouch!! __________________ Keith

05-16-2018, 08:41 AM	#5
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: One for the birds __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

05-16-2018, 08:02 PM	#6
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: One for the birds Oh emm gee __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

05-21-2018, 09:07 PM	#7
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: One for the birds I think Steve has hacked your account. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

05-21-2018, 10:13 PM	#8
hwgoesit Luvin Life Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: gerard Location: CA Posts: 122 Trading: (0)	Re: One for the birds Haha