Man's best friend...

Remo · 01-05-2012, 07:37 PM

Mans best friend

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible.......no wait.......Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that ****.

Never mind.

Taki · 01-05-2012, 07:38 PM

hahaha

well said

SteelCityBoy · 01-05-2012, 08:21 PM

I was starting to think it was a BS joke and then it all makes sense!!!

mase · 01-06-2012, 07:43 AM

irratebass · 01-06-2012, 07:54 AM

Good stuff

Ogre · 01-06-2012, 09:01 AM

01-11-2012, 08:25 AM

01-05-2012, 07:37 PM	#1
Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	Man's best friend... Mans best friend A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.......no wait.......Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that ****. Never mind. __________________

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Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: Man's best friend... hahaha well said __________________

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SteelCityBoy 7th Heaven Will Commeth!! Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Ken Location: * THE WOOD * -Cigar Zombies- Posts: 1,236 Trading: (21)	Re: Man's best friend... I was starting to think it was a BS joke and then it all makes sense!!! __________________ It's Just THIS Easy To Help Out The Troops

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