The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage

pnoon · 08-22-2017, 10:45 AM

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Boston they have weekly husbands'
Marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Paul, who said he was
approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and
share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Paul replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to
treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka
her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, Paul, you are an amazing inspiration to all
the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife
for your 50th anniversary?'

Paul proudly replied, "I gonna go pick her up."

CigarNut · 08-22-2017, 11:15 AM

Dave128 · 08-22-2017, 02:19 PM

Brlesq · 08-22-2017, 03:16 PM

markem · 08-22-2017, 03:42 PM

there is no hiccup emoji

Weelok · 08-23-2017, 02:19 AM

That was good.

longknocker · 08-23-2017, 04:37 AM

icehog3 · 08-23-2017, 10:07 AM

jonumberone · 08-23-2017, 10:31 AM

Goon hand!

johnbljr · 11-02-2017, 10:25 AM

haha that was good.

08-22-2017, 10:45 AM	#1
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Boston they have weekly husbands' Marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Paul, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Paul replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' The priest responded, Paul, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?' Paul proudly replied, "I gonna go pick her up." __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

08-22-2017, 11:15 AM	#2
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08-22-2017, 02:19 PM	#3
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08-22-2017, 03:16 PM	#4
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08-22-2017, 03:42 PM	#5
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Re: The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage there is no hiccup emoji

08-23-2017, 02:19 AM	#6
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11-02-2017, 10:25 AM	#10
johnbljr Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: John Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 56 Trading: (1)	Re: The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage haha that was good.