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Old 03-09-2017, 07:09 AM   #1
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Default The Prison Choir

While I was preaching in a church in Mississippi, the pastor announced that their prison choir would be singing the following evening. I wasn't aware there was a prison in the vicinity and I looked forward to hearing them.

The next evening, I was puzzled when members of the church approached the stage. Then the pastor introduced them.

"This is our prison choir," he said, "behind a few bars and always looking for the key."

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Old 03-09-2017, 08:05 AM   #2
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That's fantastic. I sing in a church choir and will have to tell this one to our director.
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