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Old 03-26-2009, 05:11 PM   #1
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There was this old couple attempting to make love.
She says - higher, lower, abit to the left, abit to the right.

He says - jesus woman are you trying to F*** me or park me!!
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Old 03-26-2009, 05:12 PM   #2
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Old 03-26-2009, 05:18 PM   #3
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hilarious!
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Old 03-26-2009, 05:21 PM   #4
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That's funny stuff
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Old 03-27-2009, 07:46 AM   #5
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Good one.
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Old 03-27-2009, 07:49 AM   #6
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I gotta remember that one!
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Old 03-27-2009, 05:25 PM   #7
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My husband text me that when I was having a business lunch. I got some strange looks when I nearly spat out my drink.

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Old 03-27-2009, 07:03 PM   #8
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Michelle your to much
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Old 03-27-2009, 07:43 PM   #9
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Old 03-27-2009, 09:57 PM   #10
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lol...
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