It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story

SeanGAR · 04-02-2009, 07:18 PM

So there I was, sitting in the corner, smoking a Cohiba Diplomatic lancero that I received as a gift from my friend who had just vacated his chair to talk to a man about a horse, when I spied Klugs entering the joint with his friend ....

replicant_argent · 04-02-2009, 07:27 PM

and while I had no idea Klugsie was buddies with Carrot Top, I figured, "What the hell, you aren't supposed to judge a book by it's cover," so I gave Carrot Tops companion a bye for the night.

SmokeyJoe · 04-02-2009, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SeanGAR

So there I was, sitting in the corner, smoking a Cohiba Diplomatic lancero that I received as a gift from my friend who had just vacated his chair to talk to a man about a horse, when I spied Klugs entering the joint with his friend ....

... an albino... with a noticeable limp. They scanned the bar, searching for a friendly face. Klugs' gaze moves to my corner. As his eyes adjusted to the relative darkness, I realized the albino was in fact - Carrot Top!

icehog3 · 04-02-2009, 10:00 PM

Ready to write Carrot Top off as a poseur trying to swim in Klugs' wake, he opens up a Haliburton cigar box, only to reveal that it is filled pack full of....

markem · 04-02-2009, 10:06 PM

Gurkhas. Gurkhas and Acids.

I knew then that he had me. Anyone who could stomach those flavors could easily withstand what I was having for dinner...

floydp · 04-02-2009, 10:14 PM

Jack Daniels on me cheerios when in between a mouth full a cheerios and Jack and a puff of Gurkha nastyness a noise that awakened me from my pathetic trance to a sight worst than...

icehog3 · 04-02-2009, 11:34 PM

....Rosie O'Donnell's colon X-ray. Which showed, besides the aftermath of several visits a day to Taco Bell, a strange substance which could only be described as....

floydp · 04-02-2009, 11:40 PM

a gift from the colonel, you guessed it a bucket of chicken but that's only hiding the love child of her undying affection for a brother we all know as

Whipper Snapper · 04-02-2009, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by floydp

a gift from the colonel, you guessed it a bucket of chicken but that's only hiding the love child of her undying affection for a brother we all know as

Tecnorobo. Little did He know she was attracted to males again. Since he wanted to get out of this story as quickly as possible, he tried redirecting her attention by quickly pointing her to carrot top and klugs. Upon seeing them she screamed...

pnoon · 04-02-2009, 11:50 PM

"Is that you, kwagga?" Klugs replied . . .

Whipper Snapper · 04-02-2009, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

"Is that you, kwagga?" Klugs replied . . .

"No, it's me, Anon-y-mouse!" He quickly removed his klugs costume and revealed his true rodent self. He then turned to Rosie only to discover...

icehog3 · 04-02-2009, 11:54 PM

....that Rosie had morphed into an alien that resembled Howie Mandel, and he began to chase the rodent around like....

SeanGAR · 04-02-2009, 11:55 PM

a .. a ..... the stench was overwhelming ....

pnoon · 04-02-2009, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

....that Rosie had morphed into an alien that resembled Howie Mandel, and he began to chase the rodent around like....

a Shack Herfer scrambling for a 1492.

At which point Rosie turns to Klugs and screams . ..

Whipper Snapper · 04-02-2009, 11:58 PM

Klugs, You anon-y-mouse You, I have my secrets as well... I'm a poster at cs named...

icehog3 · 04-03-2009, 12:20 AM

....Legend, and I am the most interesting man in the World!! Have you ever heard my theory on....

Da Klugs · 04-03-2009, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

....Legend, and I am the most interesting man in the World!! Have you ever heard my theory on....

all greatness springing from one origin - me, and of course dispensed only ..

icehog3 · 04-03-2009, 12:27 AM

...by local B&Ms....ones specifically owned by...

Whipper Snapper · 04-03-2009, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Da Klugs

all greatness springing from one origin - me, and of course dispensed only ..

At times such as these. At this very moment Tecnorobo wretched in his mouth. You see, he had just pieced together that a howie mandell like alien who disguised itself as rosie o'donnell who disguised herself as a wise male on a cigar forum was madly in love with him. Not only that but it's bowels were full of kfc.

At this very instant anon-y-mouse ran out and stood on top of carrot tops head where he announced "this is all very cute, but if you don't hand over CA's members cigar collections in their entirety to me, I'm going to be forced to show this picture of seangar and tecnorobo iceskating together to seangar's employer"

Seanger immediately stood up from his bar stool (relatively undisturbed up until this point) and said "you wouldn't dare!"

The air was quieted only to...

icehog3 · 04-03-2009, 12:41 AM

...others in the thread wondering what the %&*# Blake was talking about. Thankfully, the Most Interesting Man in the World explained that Blake had a disorder commonly known as....

04-02-2009, 07:18 PM	#1
SeanGAR Crotchety Geezer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Radford VA Posts: 911 Trading: (3)	It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story So there I was, sitting in the corner, smoking a Cohiba Diplomatic lancero that I received as a gift from my friend who had just vacated his chair to talk to a man about a horse, when I spied Klugs entering the joint with his friend .... __________________ How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

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replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story and while I had no idea Klugsie was buddies with Carrot Top, I figured, "What the hell, you aren't supposed to judge a book by it's cover," so I gave Carrot Tops companion a bye for the night. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

04-02-2009, 10:00 PM	#4
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,111 Trading: (60)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story Ready to write Carrot Top off as a poseur trying to swim in Klugs' wake, he opens up a Haliburton cigar box, only to reveal that it is filled pack full of.... __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,619 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story Gurkhas. Gurkhas and Acids. I knew then that he had me. Anyone who could stomach those flavors could easily withstand what I was having for dinner... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-02-2009, 10:14 PM	#6
floydp Team of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Here behind my wall Posts: 939 Trading: (0)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story Jack Daniels on me cheerios when in between a mouth full a cheerios and Jack and a puff of Gurkha nastyness a noise that awakened me from my pathetic trance to a sight worst than... __________________ Waiting for the Worms to come.

04-02-2009, 11:34 PM	#7
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,111 Trading: (60)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story ....Rosie O'Donnell's colon X-ray. Which showed, besides the aftermath of several visits a day to Taco Bell, a strange substance which could only be described as.... __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-02-2009, 11:40 PM	#8
floydp Team of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Here behind my wall Posts: 939 Trading: (0)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story a gift from the colonel, you guessed it a bucket of chicken but that's only hiding the love child of her undying affection for a brother we all know as __________________ Waiting for the Worms to come.

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pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story "Is that you, kwagga?" Klugs replied . . . __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

04-02-2009, 11:54 PM	#12
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,111 Trading: (60)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story ....that Rosie had morphed into an alien that resembled Howie Mandel, and he began to chase the rodent around like.... __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-02-2009, 11:55 PM	#13
SeanGAR Crotchety Geezer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Radford VA Posts: 911 Trading: (3)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story a .. a ..... the stench was overwhelming .... __________________ How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

04-02-2009, 11:58 PM	#15
Whipper Snapper 95% Banter 5% MMM Habanos Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Blake Location: Shawnee Posts: 1,037 Trading: (0)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story Klugs, You anon-y-mouse You, I have my secrets as well... I'm a poster at cs named... __________________ "I don't feel that smoking makes me ashamed, and therefore I mean to smoke to the glory of God." -Charles Spurgeon.

04-03-2009, 12:20 AM	#16
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,111 Trading: (60)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story ....Legend, and I am the most interesting man in the World!! Have you ever heard my theory on.... __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-03-2009, 12:27 AM	#18
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,111 Trading: (60)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story ...by local B&Ms....ones specifically owned by... __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-03-2009, 12:41 AM	#20
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,111 Trading: (60)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story ...others in the thread wondering what the %&*# Blake was talking about. Thankfully, the Most Interesting Man in the World explained that Blake had a disorder commonly known as.... __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!