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Old 03-10-2010, 09:52 AM   #1
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The Dept of Defense briefed the President this morning.

They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's surprise, he looked totally stunned. Then he collapsed on his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'
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Old 03-10-2010, 11:17 AM   #2
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Old 03-10-2010, 11:24 AM   #3
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Pretty funny, but must be a converted Bush joke
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Old 03-10-2010, 11:30 AM   #4
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I hope they don't tell PeeBo what comes after a trillion, he always wanted to one up the drunken sailor.
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Old 03-10-2010, 11:38 AM   #5
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I hope they don't tell PeeBo what comes after a trillion, he always wanted to one up the drunken sailor.
It's actually "quadrillion", which is what our deficit is soon to be. (not a political statement, just a factual one.)

Like the joke though and bet my Brazilian wife will as well.
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It's actually "quadrillion", which is what our deficit is soon to be. (not a political statement, just a factual one.)

Like the joke though and bet my Brazilian wife will as well.
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Old 03-10-2010, 11:58 AM   #7
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Pretty funny, but must be a converted Bush joke
First thing I thought too...
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