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King of Rants
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I know it's a provocative title but i was in the doctors office the other day and this elderly flower child came to an office with "no perfume" signs everywhere smelling like patchouli although smelling like it doesn't adequately describe it. she reeked of it. the horrible part was they complained to her but let her stay despite the signs. So next time i'm bringing some axe body spray just in case she shows up. better yet i'll do a throwback to my teenage years and buy a bottle of drakkar noir and hit her with it. I cannot adequately describe how badly she smelled and she thought it smelt great.
seriously in my younger years when i wasn't a christian i would've done that but not anymore. Now i try to give an ounce of Grace. God bless you all!
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Møøse bites can be nasty
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Ugh, that’s horrible smelling stuff. And you’re right, when they put it on, they use enough for multiple people.
Reminds me of a woman I worked with at one of my first IT jobs years ago. The perfume she wore was rather pungent. You could smell her before she entered the room and long after she left. Didn’t help our offices were in the basement of and old bank in downtown Detroit. Not the greatest ventilation.
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Uncle Kitty
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I had hired a girl that wore patchouli. I had never smelled it before. I thought it was because she owned a horse. Thinking she must sleep with the thing. P fn U!
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Still Washing My Back
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As a native of the Northern California coast, I got used to the smell of patchouli. A lot of people wore it in the coastal towns I lived/frequented.
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Grrrrrr
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Il megglior fabbro
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I recently read that the masculine version of "Karen" is "Ken".
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Have My Own Room
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It's to cover up the smell of the MJ she was smoking
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Sexy Dave
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My (ex)girlfriend has a body lotion that has patchouli in it. It's pretty subtle and I liked it a lot.
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I'm nuts for the place
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Drakkar Noir!!!!!!
I used that LOL. Maybe a third of it anyway. Now I go cigar and coffee breath.
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Møøse bites can be nasty
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I may or may not have had a bottle of DK back in high school. Was never in the Polo camp. Remember those two being the hot colognes at the time.
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Admiral Douchebag
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Never been a fan of the patchouli. Sharp, smells like it's trying to cover up a lack of bathing.
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#13 |
King of Rants
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Drakkar Noir was the Hai Karate of the 90's
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“When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon |
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That's a Corgi
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There are plenty of high end perfumes and fragrances that use patchouli and it smells lovely. Not dirty hippy smelling at all.
Here is a highly recommended one: Monsieur Frederic Malle
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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We have a dude that alternates between bo and wet towel smell. He also is known for scratching his crotch and sniffing his fingers. I’ve seent it with my own eyes. I’ve also seen this dude double fisting it while behind another person, pointed it out to my coworker and we had a good laugh. He’s also been know and seen having conversations with both men and women while scratching his crotch.
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Grrrrrr
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