If Famous Historical Figures were Job Hunting

Steve · 08-25-2009, 09:17 AM

~ Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.

~ Jesse James: I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.

~ Marie Antoinette: My management style has been criticized, but I'd like to think of myself as a people person.

~ Joseph Guillotin: I can give your company a head start on the competition.

~ Hamlet: My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.

~ Pandora: I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.

~ Genghis Khan: My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries.

~ Macbeth: Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?

~ Lady Godiva: What do mean, this isn't "business casual"?

~ Elvis: My last boss and I...say, are you going to eat those fries?

G G · 08-25-2009, 12:43 PM

perogee · 08-25-2009, 03:14 PM

I think the Genghis is my favorite

08-25-2009, 09:17 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	If Famous Historical Figures were Job Hunting ~ Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that. ~ Jesse James: I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks. ~ Marie Antoinette: My management style has been criticized, but I'd like to think of myself as a people person. ~ Joseph Guillotin: I can give your company a head start on the competition. ~ Hamlet: My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover. ~ Pandora: I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things. ~ Genghis Khan: My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries. ~ Macbeth: Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion? ~ Lady Godiva: What do mean, this isn't "business casual"? ~ Elvis: My last boss and I...say, are you going to eat those fries? __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-25-2009, 12:43 PM	#2
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08-25-2009, 03:14 PM	#3
perogee Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Robert Location: Kananaskis Posts: 213 Trading: (7)	Re: If Famous Historical Figures were Job Hunting I think the Genghis is my favorite __________________ Evolving Leafer