gotta love rednecks

G G · 02-27-2010, 07:11 PM

Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine and your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," says the doctor.

The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew."

Hot Stuff x · 02-28-2010, 05:23 AM

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nice...

kelmac07 · 02-28-2010, 06:18 AM

Good one!!

okieRob · 02-28-2010, 08:41 AM

I've met some of that guys relatives

G G · 02-28-2010, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by okieRob

I've met some of that guys relatives

I am one of those guys relatives

According to Cort I aint no redneck, I am a hillbilly.

Blindjimme · 02-28-2010, 01:00 PM

I'm probably not related, but I definitely grew up with some of their kin.

cort · 02-28-2010, 01:05 PM

Nice one Hillbilly

WildBlueSooner · 02-28-2010, 01:53 PM

nice

02-27-2010, 07:11 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,726 Trading: (10)	gotta love rednecks Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine and your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," says the doctor. The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?" "Denephew."

02-28-2010, 05:23 AM	#2
Hot Stuff x FNG Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Les Location: Seoul, Korea Posts: 89 Trading: (4)	Re: gotta love rednecks : nice...

02-28-2010, 06:18 AM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: gotta love rednecks Good one!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

02-28-2010, 08:41 AM	#4
okieRob Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: I'm not telling Location: The Land in the Middle Posts: 153 Trading: (6)	Re: gotta love rednecks I've met some of that guys relatives

02-28-2010, 01:00 PM	#6
Blindjimme Judgement Impaired Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: JB Location: North OC, CA Posts: 790 Trading: (14)	Re: gotta love rednecks I'm probably not related, but I definitely grew up with some of their kin.

02-28-2010, 01:05 PM	#7
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: gotta love rednecks Nice one Hillbilly

02-28-2010, 01:53 PM	#8
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: gotta love rednecks nice __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur