Superbowl seat

Vigiles · 01-19-2010, 04:52 PM

One of the guys at the local B&M came in and told this one to a couple of us today...

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man
comes down and asks the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he said, "the seat is empty".
"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl , the biggest sports event in the
world, and not use it ?"

Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I
was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the
first Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone
else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."

kelmac07 · 01-19-2010, 06:09 PM

Good one!!

dunng · 01-19-2010, 06:21 PM

GreekGodX · 01-19-2010, 06:23 PM

She would have wanted it that way

Starscream · 01-19-2010, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreekGodX

She would have wanted it that way

01-19-2010, 04:52 PM	#1
Vigiles Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Garrett Location: VA Posts: 183 Trading: (3)	Superbowl seat One of the guys at the local B&M came in and told this one to a couple of us today... A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he said, "the seat is empty". "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl , the biggest sports event in the world, and not use it ?" Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967." "Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."

01-19-2010, 06:09 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Superbowl seat Good one!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

01-19-2010, 06:21 PM	#3
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Superbowl seat __________________ MassHole Banter

01-19-2010, 06:23 PM	#4
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,893 Trading: (82)	Re: Superbowl seat She would have wanted it that way __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda