A Dangerous Palate

CBI_2 · 01-18-2010, 09:20 AM

An American was touring Mexico. After his day's sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only it looked good, but the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What was that you just served the gentleman at the next table?"

The waiter replied, " Ah, senor, you have excellent taste! Those were the bull's testicles from the bull-fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The American was momentarily daunted when he learnt the origin of the dish. But then he said, "What the hell? I am on vacation! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am sorry, senor. There is only one serving a day, since there is only one bull-fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, you will be sure to have this delicacy!"

The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, he called the waiter and said, "These are smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter replied, " Si, senor, I know. But sometimes the bull wins."

01-18-2010, 09:35 AM

lol shame thay would have killed the bull if it won anyway lol

G G · 01-18-2010, 09:37 AM

kelmac07 · 01-18-2010, 09:39 AM

Ouch!!

Tenor CS · 01-18-2010, 10:23 AM

Aw, nuts!

Steve · 01-18-2010, 10:44 AM

Bahahaha

Skywalker · 01-18-2010, 02:11 PM

I pass!!!

CBI_2 · 01-18-2010, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tenor CS

Aw, nuts!

Vigiles · 01-18-2010, 08:33 PM

lol!

01-18-2010, 08:36 PM

LOL

Coach Deg · 01-18-2010, 09:10 PM

That's great!!

01-18-2010, 09:20 AM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	A Dangerous Palate An American was touring Mexico. After his day's sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only it looked good, but the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What was that you just served the gentleman at the next table?" The waiter replied, " Ah, senor, you have excellent taste! Those were the bull's testicles from the bull-fight this morning. A delicacy!" The American was momentarily daunted when he learnt the origin of the dish. But then he said, "What the hell? I am on vacation! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am sorry, senor. There is only one serving a day, since there is only one bull-fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, you will be sure to have this delicacy!" The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, he called the waiter and said, "These are smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter replied, " Si, senor, I know. But sometimes the bull wins." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-18-2010, 09:35 AM	#2
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Dangerous Palate lol shame thay would have killed the bull if it won anyway lol

01-18-2010, 09:37 AM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,720 Trading: (10)	Re: A Dangerous Palate

01-18-2010, 09:39 AM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: A Dangerous Palate Ouch!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

01-18-2010, 10:23 AM	#5
Tenor CS Feeling Better! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Christian Location: Davenport, FL (near Orlando) Posts: 717 Trading: (2)	Re: A Dangerous Palate Aw, nuts! __________________ When the world itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?

01-18-2010, 10:44 AM	#6
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: A Dangerous Palate Bahahaha __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-18-2010, 02:11 PM	#7
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: A Dangerous Palate I pass!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

01-18-2010, 08:33 PM	#9
Vigiles Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Garrett Location: VA Posts: 183 Trading: (3)	Re: A Dangerous Palate lol!

01-18-2010, 08:36 PM	#10
Phiberglass Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Dangerous Palate LOL

01-18-2010, 09:10 PM	#11
Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: A Dangerous Palate That's great!!