Military life...

Steve · 11-19-2015, 01:54 PM

Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks.

Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and yelled, "There will be no eating or drinking in this room! You'll have to get rid of that coffee."

The officer said meekly, "Sure, but why?"

"Because a coffee spill could ruin the keyboard."

Dave128 · 11-19-2015, 02:43 PM

Tikihut27 · 11-21-2015, 09:10 AM

Makes sense if you've ever had Army coffee

billybarue · 11-24-2015, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Tikihut27

Makes sense if you've ever had Army coffee

You know what the say about military coffee - "if ain't bad, it ain't good"

After drinking military coffee for over 25 years I do kind of identify with it.

"There will be no [eating or drinking] or fighting in the War room!"

11-19-2015, 01:54 PM	#1
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