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Heads up get down
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First Name: Clayton
Location: NW Alabama by the river
Posts: 2,720
Trading: (25)
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In the nights of old and the sky was blue,
through the dark alleys the sh!t wagons flew. A bump was hit and a cry was heard, a man was killed by a flying turd. ______ She offered her honor; He honored her offer; And all night long He was on her and off her! ______ Here lay the grave of Micheal O'Day Who died maintaining his right of way. His right was clear, his will was strong But he is just as dead, As if he were wrong ______ Humpty Dumpty Sat On The Wall Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall All The Kings Horses And All The Kings Men Could Not Put Humpty Dumpty Together Again So They Made a HUGE A$$ OMELETTE!
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No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me. |
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Yes I am a Pirate
![]() Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W
Posts: 2,776
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There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat It was fun breeding But trouble feeding Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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Heads up get down
![]() Join Date: Oct 2010
First Name: Clayton
Location: NW Alabama by the river
Posts: 2,720
Trading: (25)
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There was once a magician named Magoo,
Who practiced a trick that was new. He reached in his hat, Where the rabbit had shat, And came out with a hand full of doo. ________ A nun from east Amsterdam, Had a caboose as tight as a clam. A lass slipped in his thumb, That surely was dumb, Now he's gotten in one helluva jam.
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No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me. |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Cigar Smokin' Patriot
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There was a young fellow named Perkin
Who was always jerkin' his gherkin His father said "Perkin Stop jerkin your gherkin Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin!"
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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds |
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